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finally beat the college dropout allegations 💪

the grass types in pokopia are…. interesting

@caaaaarrI consider:

Oh my god I’ll buy fucking Pokopia

@caaaaarrI six hours in with only three guys on my team 🫩

I forgot how difficult it is to plan a team in the game considering you can only get really good mons after you have like 5 badges

I am excited for the new season and also love the idea that only men would fall for this

@10000000bees i’m so sorry this happened to you…..

The premiere being exactly when i start work. Fuck my life

@caaaaarrI ice….. for him……

Gonna do another monotype run of Scarlet and Violet :) which type should I use?

@ChooChooTreyn very nuanced of you

people are saying the eliza orlins response is unjustified, but my pinned tweet says otherwise #survivor #Survivor50

having allergies is SO embarrassing “oh are you sick” no i breathed in the beautiful air and now it looks like i have pink eye. just kill me

@sleepybear404 #Needthat

Just smashed 2lbs of dumplings #beastmode

Spread the word plz #TheTraitorsUS

i have whatever mental illness makes you listen to under attack by abba for eight hours in a row

i don’t even tweet about survivor it is that serious

savannah louie might be the survivor player of all time mothers are back in such a serious way

This is the future Zohran wants for NYC

Sophi B’s pre merge game #Survivor

for my 24th birthday i would like one of the pokemon card vending machines placed in my house

1/3 of my TL about Charlie Kirk, 1/3 taking about mega malamar and 1/3 still grieving Rachel Reilly I can’t keep up

@sleepybear404 coward. do both at the same time

Putting chocolate milk in a flask instead of whiskey

I do not laugh at the plight of "Scrat" from the Ice Age films. His terror moves me to tears.

@drruxyy i chose the chips and nacho cheese….

@jacobsweeet can you get me some cinnabon delights

i know you’re all freaking out. but i’m happy to announce that after three weeks of taking a break i am once again in the taco bell drive through