SuperJaco

Hi everyone! If you're following me for geospatial and earth observation stuff, please see my grown-up account here: @jacokempEO

@NVIDIAGeForce @xivoni111 #RTXON 😊

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@MarkHamill @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris Like

"I want to offer my full support & endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year"- @JoeBiden🇺🇸 Vote for the candidate who will both honor & further his legacy: @KamalaHarris #HamillHeartsHarris 🫶

@hamboneZA In Afrikaans we use "leen" for both. I think that's why many people default to "lend" when they might mean "borrow"? #2cworth

What is it about the words "borrow" and "lend" that confuses people? At this point I'm convinced it's just people being intentionally obtuse.

Yoh! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: super impressed with @Sixty60_Tweets in Stellenbosch. Took 21 minutes from submitting my order to the driver standing at my gate, with fresh and affordable produce. Well done, @CheckersSA! 👊🏼

@EMukumbo Me too! Locked it in over the weekend. Too good to give up 😊

I just managed to get a 5 year Fixed bond at 11.75%. Happy to park money I won't need now for the next 5 years and earn the 11.75%

I see Google changed the logo on their authenticator app. Is it just me? #google #community

@karynmaughan, you're kinda my hero 🤗

@ThePhDPlace “The Englishman who went up a hill but came down a mountain”

What would the movie of your PhD life be called?

@MTNza @thabza_ngwana Hi @MTNza. There is clearly something wrong with your network this morning. Maybe consider putting out a general tweet acknowledging this so that we can all receive assistance / information? Case by case might not be the best way to do this...

@thabza_ngwana Hi there, please send us a direct message for any assistance. ~TT

Why mara @MTNza your network the past 3 days went from top notch to bad very bad 😭😭😭 Angikho ezilalini wethu, yintoni ingcaki?

“I’m very concerned that our society is much more concerned with information than wonder, in noise rather than silence. How do we encourage reflection? … Oh my, this is a noisy world.”

My parents spend about half their retirement income on medical aid. Today my father had an emergency medical procedure and his phone got stolen in the hospital. South Africa has no softness.

Academic conferences should replace the lanyard with individualised vests listing our anxieties.

@WildPasts_ @arrroberts Why would you? We have a Fuck-All's pendulum in our building. I shall henceforth introduce it as such.

@arrroberts I had a very earnest student who pronounced Foucault as “Fuck-All”. I never corrected him.

Good morning.

@teacherdude "Well, actually..."

Apparently, you can now do a Masters in Mansplaining.

@WildPasts_ “Taken by human” 😂 Reminds me of this…

Just a hat tip to an extraordinary photo, taken in my beloved Kalahari, by a human called Leon Coleske, south of Polentswa. Neither party was harmed in this incident, unlike in my daily struggle with my inbox.

Me versus Inbox

@StellMun Thank you 👍🏼😊

@jacokemp 𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗘: There will be no large scale power outage in our region for upgrades & maintenance this weekend. Maintenance on the electricity network was planned but has been postponed until further notice. The notice informing residents of this outage has been withdrawn

Hi @StellMun! We've received reports that the town's electricity will be off for most of Sunday 12 June. Can you please confirm if this is legitimate? (And perhaps announce on Twitter if true?)

@StellMun Or is this only for certain premises within these affected areas?