Jade

@IdkTest_06 MWII was the perfect speed imo. My head feels like it’s going to fall off if I play bo6/7 for longer than an hour

the fact i cant even tell if this is slowed down or not is insane 😭

@Proxygames45 @zDezoh Encore BO2

@zDezoh Wait a sec what Map is this

it took me 13 years to realise this..

@xAARXNx @LachVsTheWorld Your point?

@LachVsTheWorld Okay yea that dude was clearly cheating but say you’re playing Nuketown and you’re camping house window I will shoot all over that wall cause I know you’re still in there

not enough nicotine in the world for this

@ChezRisks @peterrhague @stalmico I would love to understand how it makes sense in your head that they would put the earth in front of a green screen

@peterrhague @stalmico sir, it's the green screen. they don't want to tell us the earth is flat because it would ruin the paradox of intelligent life

We need to accelerate space colonisation because I don’t want to share a planet with these people anymore. (It’s the aurora you tool)

@TheEdPill @ChrisKirkland43 Are you retarded

@ChrisKirkland43 So anxious that she’s flying abroad alone Truly brave and inspiring

@universeforeign @VerreDeLait_ @nocontextmemes ????

@jadeuntitled @VerreDeLait_ @nocontextmemes Ok but thats still 3am

@VerreDeLait_ @nocontextmemes He said he’s gotta put them to bed ‘soon’ and if it’s already 5:45pm then he probably means bedtime is at around 7pm.

@nocontextmemes Kids to bed at 5:45 pm ?

@WanderingIan @RyanMAM1987 @emilyhewertson You people and your whataboutasim are so retarded it’d make my head explode if I didn’t feel so bad about how stupid you are

@jadeuntitled @RyanMAM1987 @emilyhewertson So what is the excuse for people born in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 that have reading difficulties then? Not having a reasonable reading level should not disenfranchise you

Just received my polling card ahead of the upcoming elections in the borough of Tower Hamlets and I noticed there is a Bengali translation. Surely if you cannot read basic English you shouldn’t be allowed to vote?

@RyanMAM1987 @emilyhewertson Being able to read signs in a foreign language and being able to read a voting letter in a foreign country are two very different things

@emilyhewertson God forbid the governement are being inclusive to those of other backgrounds, eh? I’m assuming when you go abroad, you read the signs in the native language and not the English alternative?

@ced_jayy Decades in dog years?

Prince Philip 'looks several decades younger' in these snaps

@Faizana06 @LTriggerTV They definitely were not better that day lol, Optic were absolutely cooking faze in winners finals. Both teams played well it’s just optic didn’t when it mattered

@LTriggerTV stuff happen, faze boys were just better that day. OpTic still a great team.

Shotzzy gets real about their FINALS vs. FaZe👀 “They just were shooting bruh… I scammed, if we go up 2-1 it’s a different series easily. Map 3 we were at like 100 frames!”🤯

@ibanuke @1975ox @vetrofnbrx @DragoonBZ1 @_ilan13 It’s not about just charging your phone lol. Using your phone so much or doing heavy battery draining things like streaming will kill your phone battery over time to the point where a full charge won’t last as long and you’ll have to either replace it or upgrade.

@jadeuntitled @1975ox @vetrofnbrx @DragoonBZ1 @_ilan13 Bruh u people cant do anything just charge ur phone

Do people not know how to pirate? Genuinely asking

@1975ox @vetrofnbrx @DragoonBZ1 @_ilan13 Honestly might consider it, but won’t it drain your battery streaming from your phone?

@jadeuntitled @vetrofnbrx @DragoonBZ1 @_ilan13 get an apple tv

@vetrofnbrx @DragoonBZ1 @_ilan13 It’s a pain in the ass and takes forever

@DragoonBZ1 @_ilan13 Connect your phone to the tv

Literally

@Sweet3st_tabooo @NoFilterSkin omg shut up

@NoFilterSkin Respectfully, Jesus does the making 😌 but yes they need to let us be

I don’t think pregnant women should have to do anything, actually. Like you are making eyeballs in your body. You got enough going on.

Twitter is less fun because you can no longer tell who is naturally dumb and who is trying to make rent from ragebait

how it Feels when you scroll back a couple of reels to remember what you wanted to do

England in March