The One Percent Majority

@JohnCleese "I'll do the funny walk!" Basil.

Any plans for May 9th and 10th? Cancel them immediately and get your bottom to Holland for Comic Con! 👉comiccon.nl 👈 🇳🇱

@ProfBrianCox Sunshine! @The_DannyBoyle

Heading to Sydney tomorrow with the essentials for the live show.

@JimNorton @NetflixIsAJoke "Babies with AIDS....'cause you know they're black." Your private plan journey with @rickygervais right?

The brilliant @louisckx joins me today to discuss our amazing 6 week trip. We hit Romania, Bulgaria, Greece, Turkey, India, Hong Kong and Japan. I will be opening for Louis on Tues, May 5 at the Hollywood Bowl for the @netflixisajoke Festival. JNCSY- EP 68 up now

@bariweiss @CBSNews @Shayndi "Immigrants. We get the job done." You. Respect. But we don't need MMA guys fighting anti-Semites who are friends of @joerogan I'm sorry.

Incredible news out of @cbsnews this morning: @Shayndi joins us as foreign editor. Shayndi has it all. She’s a scoophound reporter, a brilliant editor, and a clear-eyed leader. She’s also curious, dogged, exacting, and tireless. More here: paramountpressexpress.com/cbs-news-and-s…

@AnthonyCumia Anthony with Greggaudio as Vice President.

Ok folks, who’s gonna be the Republican nominee for Cherokee County Sheriff, Opie or Anthony? 😆

@Raanancomedy Big fan! Please hit follow. You're a hero in a way.

@levy_sir @KneeTerry @cykeLABS @LevylandShow @_Old_Craig_ @TheMrsLevy @Pswithaeriejane @BobLevyQuotes @boneloads @1BobStuff1 @RevFuggLee @LordValentine_ @portland_mason @kina_kaye @SpaceChief75 @PCLOfficialX @whitjwill13 You're coming on my show soon!

. youtube.com/live/nYUOog7xR… Out of the coffin 1pm today @levy_sir @cykeLABS @LevylandShow @_Old_Craig_ @TheMrsLevy @Pswithaeriejane @BobLevyQuotes @boneloads @1BobStuff1 @RevFuggLee @KneeTerry @LordValentine_ @portland_mason @kina_kaye @SpaceChief75 @PCLOfficialX @whitjwill13

@notsam You're related to Thomas Jefferson right?

@LibertariansUK @cabinetofficeuk Moi.

@cabinetofficeuk "Nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide." Who thinks Keir Starmer should set an example first?

One week to go! We're listening! Join the nationwide conversation to help shape a digital ID that works for you. Hit the link and have your say: …rn-digital-government.campaign.gov.uk/digital-id-con…

@WilliamShatner "A quasi-old racist dude." Patrice O'Neal at The Charlie Sheen roast!

I will be appearing at Motor City Comic Con on Saturday May 16, 2026 and Sunday May 17, 2026 at the Motor City Comic Con in Novi, MI.

@GreggAWallace Read Simon Hopkinson's Roast Chicken and Other Stories. "Linguiiiiiineh!"

Prawn Linguine

@EstherKuKu @kikifunnymama Remember the famous Opie and Jimmy fight?

Get your tickets to see me and @kikifunnymama on tour! linktr.ee/Theestherku

@inimitablepgw "Moths laid eggs in his wallet and raised large families."

@Monk_Wally_Honk @prodnose Do you remember my sweet guessing jar story? You read it on air!

@prodnose Hay Danny! I have a spare ticket for the show on Sunday if any of your followers want it! Close to the front.

@rickygervais Oh My Corizon! "I love that chorus."

@StevenBayShore Why was it Stephen S from Bay Shore according to @OpieShow ?

Cheers, ya jerks!

@RealBenBailey Remember Cash Cab and the Patrice Roast?

On the set of a Nature Valley Nut bars commercial shoot. Amazing beautiful day at a place called Kirby Cove- just off the Golden Gate bridge- suprised people who were hiking with bag inspections - all hidden camera stuff- ads turned out great!

@mcmoynihan Still a fan of Britain's Red Tops?

@ShooterMcGavin @PGA_JohnDaly You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?! @kanyewest Stole that line for Jesus Walks!

Happy 60th birthday to my good friend @PGA_JohnDaly