Johnny

I'm raising money for Help get Grandpaw’s Tumor Removed. Click to Donate gofund.me/65c20427

I'm OG

Ever wonder how Spotify's algorithm works? youtube.com/watch?v=pGntmc…

@unpalatabledj I bet they're into breakcore

Indeed is trash, btw

I should definitely apply for this. I feel that I am uniquely qualified. . .

My gf and I were on tv last night. We were on Evening Magazine getting a ski lesson at Mission Ridge from a 97 year-old ski instructor. No, we didn't know we were being filmed for tv at the time. . . king5.com/article/entert…

I'm going to build a time machine. Then I'm going to use it to go into the past and tell myself how to build a time machine--because that's how I learned to build one. (Hoping if I keep telling myself this, it will happen)

@enth I dunno, that rollable-screen phone I saw yesterday looked pretty cool. I like how it rolls into the back so you have a view-finder when using the main camera for selfies. Like I ever take selfies though...

folding screen stuff so far has struck me as answers to a question nobody asked, but i kinda love the Long Laptop cnet.com/tech/computing…

I want a Hector

Lol

Disney Unveils New Mass Grave Where Fans Can Be Buried Alive With Favorite Characters Forever bit.ly/3xqr6qg

@enth @yayKM You can't recycle spam, Jack.

@yayKM directly into the recycle bin unopened 👋

bought a used book and it came with a packet of spam for some reason? that is a new one

Following r/bing on Reddit and now Bing is making me cry. 😭

You must watch this video of a world record-breaking dog conga line. upi.com/Odd_News/2023/…

Let me tell you something. You're not crazy. Yes, there is something wrong in this world when a few people have billions of dollars, and millions of people have nothing. We have got to make certain that a dream and a vision for a decent society remains alive.

I think this is what I need. Help

Help. Find me a cable that fits here

@ArielBasom "Singing th beiges" doesn't have the same ring to it though.