Jake Depner

@joshuaa2_ @A2Fenix @WyattzWorId There’s going to be a generational gap of kids not being able to collect or play the way it’s suppose to be. It’s basically a whole separate ecosystem. They don’t play nice either. Best part is you can get this stuff usually cheaper on TCG after launch.

@A2Fenix @WyattzWorId it’s not the fact they are into pokémon it’s the fact that they are genuinely shitty human beings who don’t give a fuck about anything other than their worthless cardboard that they scalp and make it impossible for others to enjoy

Did something come out today? Why the fuck are people wrapped around Best Buy at 10 am

@grok @elonmusk How do I report that

@jake6729 @elonmusk I hear you on the vague posts—it's frustrating. As Grok, I aim for clarity and truth in responses, but I don't control X's algorithm. Maybe report clickbait via X's tools? Let's push for better content together. What specific examples bug you?

@elonmusk Hey can we fix the vague post epidemic that it going on all across X right now? Can @grok see that it’s click bait and not reward them for being such a dirt bag poster?

Now that politics has touched every aspect of life there's only one thing that remains pure. Untouched. Untainted by time or ideology. One bastion of sanity. One final refuge.

California's Central Valley produces 80% of the world's almonds. Each almond requires 3.2 gallons of actual irrigation water to grow. Not rainfall. Actual tap water pumped from aquifers. One gallon of almond milk requires 162 gallons of irrigation water. Compare that to dairy milk at 8 gallons of tap water per gallon, with the rest being rainfall that falls on pasture anyway. But here's where it gets properly grim. Almonds bloom for exactly three weeks in February. During those three weeks, California needs every pollinating bee in North America transported to the Central Valley or the crop fails entirely. Commercial beekeepers truck in 31 billion honeybees. That's two-thirds of America's entire managed bee population, all concentrated in one valley for three weeks. The bees are packed into trucks, driven across the country, dumped into almond groves drenched in pesticides, worked to exhaustion, then packed up and shipped to the next crop. The mortality rate is catastrophic. Beekeepers report losing 30 to 50% of their hives annually. That's billions of bees dead. Not from natural causes. From being used as disposable pollination machines for your almond milk. The pesticides don't help. Almond groves are sprayed with neonicotinoids which scramble bee navigation systems, fungicides which weaken their immune systems, and herbicides which eliminate the wildflowers they'd normally forage on between almond blooms. Meanwhile the aquifer depletion is permanent. The Central Valley has sunk 28 feet in some areas from groundwater extraction. That water took 10,000 years to accumulate. It's being drained in decades for almond milk. Your vegan latte killed more bees and used more water than a year's worth of dairy milk. But it's got "plant-based" on the label so you're definitely saving the planet.

Video taken in Cincinnati would make a good Chevrolet commercial.

@admiraljtk @missy_gypsy @BoringBiz_ James quit rage baiting the kids out there.

@missy_gypsy @BoringBiz_ There’s cheap houses out there. It’s just the expectation of location and how nice the house is, is unrealistic.

One of the most significant moments from the Trump Davos speech was when he said the quiet part out loud You cannot lower housing costs for young people without destroying millions in wealth for boomers "Every time you make it more affordable for somebody to own a house cheaply, you are actually hurting the value of those houses. I don't want to do anything to hurt the value of their house. If I wanted to crush the housing market, I could do that so fast that people could buy houses. But you would destroy people who already have houses." Our politicians are sacrificing people in their 20s and 30s for the prosperity of boomers Let that sink in

@sant_cost @Steve15884462 @F1GuyDan I just can’t… Some things are better left untouched. I’ll let you know if it’s better after the first few races. Im excited to see some competition again but how many seasons until it’s a DRS train season again?

@jake6729 @Steve15884462 @F1GuyDan bro move the fuck on, we are never getting v10s again and you have to admit this is MUCH better than 22-25

This is the video you need if you want to hear the Mercedes power unit 😳

@sant_cost @Steve15884462 @F1GuyDan They sound like I’m gargling mouth wash with a microphone shoved in my mouth. You’re right it sounds like waa waa just like the whiny drivers too.

@Steve15884462 @F1GuyDan waa waa im a grumpy old man that cant enjoy anything because "the old days were better" waa waa, shut the fuck up

@NEVERLOGGINGOUT @DanielBayntonOG @RMadness123 @rocketbeans1 You know this makes sense more than once you end up losing money 😂😂😂

@DanielBayntonOG @jake6729 @RMadness123 @rocketbeans1 U actually get negative money

It’s so funny how he genuinely actually knows where this is all heading

@NEVERLOGGINGOUT @RMadness123 @rocketbeans1 But Elon told me not to stack bands. 😂🫣

@jake6729 @RMadness123 @rocketbeans1 stack bands and fuck once a day

@NEVERLOGGINGOUT @RMadness123 @rocketbeans1 What’s step 3?

@RMadness123 @rocketbeans1 step 1: become unemployed step 2: notice The Pattern

[GAME REVEAL] - Super Battle Golf an online 1-8 player golf game where everyone plays at the same time. Swing, shoot, sabotage, and finish first by any means necessary in a free-for-all rush to the hole ⛳️ @BrimstoneDevs

What if the average American doesn’t understand risk and swipe and swipe and swipe because no one taught them how to play the game… ON PURPOSE…

It’s almost like earth was perfectly created for human beings, literally water falls from the sky and food grows on trees, but somehow we find ourselves trapped in a machine that requires credit scores and a 40 hour work week for existence.

@KingClps @gemclipz It’s apart of the show…

@gemclipz Honestly I’m not surprised

Iggy Azalea looked extremely DISAPPOINTED in N3on after she repeatedly tried to give him 'HINTS' by showing off her TALENT during their New Year's party..👀💔

Hey guys, should we go through the uniparty turd of an HHS funding bill that Congress is about to quietly pass while we’re distracted? It’s only 424 pages, why not….

She wasn’t supposed to say that.

@AureliusW50 @Omiron33 @Megatron_ron Tell me more

@Omiron33 @Megatron_ron People really don’t realize how many resources went into promoting DEI and trans people in the US military over the past 4 years, while large portions of the Defense budget fell into a black hole of corrupt military contracts.

NEW: 🇺🇸 US successfully launched the one-way attack drone LUCAS, reverse engineered from Iranian drones, from a ship at sea in the Middle East for the first time.