Jake Hanzel
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@johnnieO @knapptime_LTD @uclamensgolf @AnaheimDucks So good. Someone show this to Team @Nike before they trot their guys out in poop brown block colored shirts again!
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A little SoCal scripting for @knapptime_LTD this week at the Riv.
Thursday he'll be rocking the UCLA logo having been a star for @uclamensgolf
Friday he'll be repping his hometown team, the @AnaheimDucks
Let's ride.


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Meet the cast of the Hero Dubai Desert Classic… 1980s sitcom edition.
#HeroDubaiDesertClassic | #RolexSeries
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it’s finally clocking to y’all that there’s no value in “value meals” #mcscammed.
reminder that you can get a burger with fries, bottomless chips and salsa and a drink for $10.99 at Chili’s 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼
middleclassparty@middle_class_us
McDonald’s says customers are “pulling back.” Same with Wendy’s. Same with Burger King. When fast food loses traffic, it’s a stress signal. People are tapped out.
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#Giants GM Joe Schoen is scrambling, he thought the trade deadline was Wednesday not today.
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Nightmare fuel for a chronic online orderer like myself
Mike@michaelhitack
. @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it’s twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off.
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@ron_robinson42 I had $0 on him today (for once). It’s just horrifying what he does down the stretch watching Rose make 4 straight
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@jakehanzz Never placing hard earned dollars on him to win ever again
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@kylecooney74 My emotions may be getting the best of me, but I’m beginning to believe he does not have the clutch gene
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I’d do nearly anything to watch the Lad hoist a trophy tomorrow. You can’t bogey 18 Friday-Saturday with the lead. I am extremely concerned. Scottie and 🌹lurking.
Josh Schrock@Schrock_And_Awe
Tommy Fleetwood, eternal optimist: "I would way rather be there and fail than not be there at all. ... I just look forward to the opportunities, giving myself a chance, chasing my dreams, whether they happen or not that's another story. But I'm looking forward to it nonetheless."
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