Jake Henry

@orangebloods_ A++ 🤘🤘🤘

What grade would you give Sean Miller in his first year at Texas?🤔

🚨 DAVE SMITH: “Donald Trump for the first time ever wins the popular vote, wins every single swing state, and … won the youth and the culture … That whole coalition has been destroyed over this war. And now he's going to hand the country right back over to these Democrats…”

@TexasMBB @fastlane6677 🤘🤘🤘

Proud of our Texas Longhorns. final | Texas 77 Purdue 79

@NashTalksTexas It could be tiddlywinks…#OUSucks

On baseball, do you think of Oklahoma as a heated rival like Arkansas and Texas A&M?

Sam Harris says his “friend” Joe Rogan has had a “f*cking awful” influence on society. “It’s unignorable at this point.” Harris says he’s reached out to Rogan privately about his “truly terrible” effect on culture, but Joe hasn’t responded. “I’ve tried to reach out to him privately, and he hasn’t responded. But I felt the need to say things about him publicly that I’m very uncomfortable saying about a friend.”

@NashTalksTexas @McConaughey

If I wake up without my pants I’m holding @McConaughey liable in court

@fox5dc He can’t pin it on anyone else. Open and shut case.

A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County. fox5dc.com/news/dayton-we…

@TheStingisBack The absolute best J-Lo has ever looked. Great flick! Stressful.

Watching U-Turn (’97) is like flicking through a high school yearbook: Sean Penn before transforming into an Easter Island head, Billy Bob pre-smoking himself thin, young Joaquin's Johnny Cash audition, pre-Homeland Claire Danes and J-Lo before she… looks exactly the same.

@EvanVieth Friday the 13th. We rise again tomorrow. 🤘🤘🤘

Can’t say I expected 5 walks, 4 HBPs and 3 wild pitches tonight from the Texas staff. Very uncharacteristic from the likes of Burns. Just a nightmare game from the staff

@NashTalksTexas One of them for sure!

Elixir of the gods

@AntonioSabatoJr Texas, Bahamas, The Keys or Puerta Vallarta.

If you could live anywhere, where would you live?

@BasedBandita ^an actress

Pam Grier claims she had to “close her eyes as a kid in Ohio” just to avoid seeing all the black people being hung on trees. A quick Google search shows that Pam Grier was born in 1949 and the last lynching to happen in Ohio, was in 1911. She’s a liar.

@rawsalerts Praying for Uncle Bob and Aunt Coreen.

🚨#BREAKING: Numerous emergency crews are on the scene after a major tank leak fire has occurred at a industrial plant 📌#Pasadena | #Texas At this time Numerous law enforcement officers and emergency crews are currently on scene responding to a massive fire at an industrial plant in Pasadena, Texas. Reports indicate large flames and thick smoke visible for miles as firefighters work to bring the blaze under control. At this time, no shelter-in-place orders have been issued, and the cause of the fire remains under investigation. This is a developing situation.

Fuck Trump Fuck Biden Fuck Obama Fuck Isreal Fuck China Fuck Iran Fuck Ukraine Fuck the right Fuck the left Fuck social media Fuck elites Fuck no arrests Fuck the Epstein peeps Fuck no accountability Fuck high gas prices Fuck censorship Fuck lgbt Fuck blm

@ImFocusedMan28 That Johnson’s Bayou gumbo though.

Gumbo is either really good or really bad. There’s no in-between. And if you’re not from NEW ORLEANS, your Gumbo is probably really bad.

@Micah_CBC One of our dawgs is from…checks notes…baseball powerhouse…Seton Hall…who knew…🤘🤘🤘

Casuals need to realize there is incredible baseball played everywhere.

@mrmikeMTL Hear me out…fried potatoes…

If you grew up in a “vegetables at every meal” household….what did you eat with spaghetti?

This dudes Legs are the size of Alaska yet here he is using the Pendulum Squat with a very modest amount of added weight Everyone that’s EVER used one of these will tell you: If you’re going to get on one and actually use proper technique…PREPARE TO BE HUMBLED

@NCAABaseball @USC_Baseball @GoNUbaseball @BaseballUGA @GoBearcatsBASE @UKBaseball @GatorsBB @StanfordBSB Guh….

Michella Chester’s Starting Lineup for Week 4️⃣⚾️ P: Mason Edwards, @USC_Baseball RP: Ryan Griffin, @GoNUbaseball C: Dan Jackson, @BaseballUGA 1B: Quinton Coats, @GoBearcatsBASE 2B: Ethan Hindle, @UKBaseball SS: Brendan Lawson, @GatorsBB 3B: Eric Jeon, @StanfordBSB OF: Lorenzo Carrier, @Pitt_BASE OF: John Paul Head, @UAB_Baseball OF: Bryce McFeely, @CBUbaseball DH: Matthew Rhoades, @ButlerUBaseball #NCAABaseball x @michellachester

When my mom asks if I want to join in family dinner tonight, but I have to explain how I have to watch a baseball game between American Italians and American Mexicans to determine if American Americans can keep playing baseball