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Just got back home 1 of the best days of my life thank you @ManUtd

@Sadie_NC Bone chilling

He comes from a very long line of Amazons. OMG I can't. 😂😂😂😂

@HeadWarriorTWM It's systematic they have successfully brainwashed the entire gen z forcing there LGBT propaganda on them since birth now so naturally they are all purple haired vegan lunatics, fully under control being frog marched to the polling stations, very scary times

Piers Morgan gives the tit whisperer short shrift as he waffles on about women with willies. I think Polanski is a dangerous fool, and we won't find out how dangerous until the other dangerous fools give him real power. We'll all be worshipping Turnips by 2028. Is he dangerous?

@HeadWarriorTWM He's a dangerous lunatic

@Mrsshaw0607 Any updates for us kat, is he sleeping on the couch tonight?

@Mrsshaw0607 I am never deleting this app 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mrwtffacts "land of the free home of the brave" 😂 if you can afford to pay for freedom of course

In 2014, 23-year-old Ashley Gabrielle Huff was pulled over in Georgia. Police found a spoon with red residue and a field drug test said it was methamphetamine. Ashley swore it was just leftover Spaghettio sauce from lunch. Unable to pay bail, she spent a full month in jail, lost her job at Waffle House and missed her child’s birthday. A month later, the state crime lab finally tested it properly and confirmed it was nothing but tomato sauce.

@DeadlineDayLive @lequipe "land of the FREE home of the brave"

🚨 Due to his American nationality, Folarin Balogun 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗣𝗔𝗬 𝟯𝟬% 𝗢𝗙 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗧𝗢 𝗨𝗦 𝗧𝗔𝗫𝗘𝗦. 🇺🇸 The United States does not allow its nationals to benefit from Monaco's tax system. (Source: @lequipe)

@WHATSFORDlNNER Bacon and red sauce

If you could only add two things, what would you choose? 🤔

@Nedao454 Will you's continue to pretend being Irish or Italian? Or will you's get behind your actual nation now for the tournament?

Not qualifying for a World Cup that is going to be played in New Jersey is the most 9/11 moment for italoamericans since James Gandolfini's death

@GreatBritishMC If you ring your bird and say "I'm making myself on a FIFA 15 career" and she's getting pipped it's probably fair game and she's thinking yeah I made the right choice here

Tennessee responds to the people who claim she CHEATED on Danny Aarons 😳 “I woke up one morning and hysterically cried”

@ZackPolanski Manufactured voters, the loony left have been pushing lgbt propaganda and all your inclusivity nonsense on the "youth" since they was born through pop culture, so naturally they became green haired vegan lunatics who can't make there own decisions without degenerate influence

Across the country people are seeing through Nigel Farage. He would have dragged us into this illegal and unpopular war - all our bills would be going up even further under Reform. Whether it's the North East or London - more and more people are supporting the Green Party.

@Kekius_Sage Very dangerous stuff, causes lots of domestic abuse also terrorism

🚨 Long‑Term Cannabis Use restructures the brain and crushes motivation, study finds Users struggle to make decisions and tackle even simple tasks

@MaccaSnow1874 @harvey_walters_ This is a solid list

@harvey_walters_ I reckon mine is interesting

fuck that, mount cuntmore is much more interesting thogden cycling mikey niv off tiktok eni aluko

@harvey_walters_ Eni aluko That ginger freak pretending to be a train at a Madrid match Cycling Mikey That loppy cunt pieface

@Jaack Harvey price, Winston Churchill, James bond, jack roworth

UK people… who would be your 4 UK legends on your own personal Mount Rushmore? Here are my four: Bob Mortimer Wayne Mardle Claudia Winkleman Sean Lock

@RunningJonathan @AldiUK Ya da weighs professor peppy cans

Hello @AldiUK quick question, how come you have sold me a can of Professor Peppy weighing 203 ml, including the can. Just fresh out the box and still sealed

@The_Forty_Four Who's he aiming these at I guess children under 11 going of the creepy voice and the way he moves, but yet he's swearing. Actually concerning behaviour

Seriously worried about football, the sport is well and truly dying… What on earth is this crap 😭😭😭

@Antunes1 People have there opinions on Charlie Kirk I enjoyed his debates, but the difference here is Charlie was a intelligent articulate person who genuinely believed in the message he spread, where as this grifter has no real message to spread bar hate, literally doing it for attention

Influencer Myron Gaines, labeled a ‘Nazi’, is now touring US college campuses, drawing hundreds of students. This is his official trailer. They thought Charlie Kirk was ‘bad’ 💀

@OMacMan @EssexPR Half naked degenerates at a political rally isn't exactly conventional or dare I say normal

@EssexPR Genuinely what is bonkers?

Bonkers. Simply bonkers.

@EssexPR Degenerates