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Hey @Nationals are the District Tickets for opening day gonna be box office only? Or if they'll be online, when will they be?

Military experts say it will be difficult for the United States to retrieve Iran's nuclear materials. A senile rapist who shits himself in public says it will be easy. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

@mattadler81 As far as major brands go, definitely Hebrew National, and it ain't even close

What’s everyone’s preferred hotdog brand?

@waltersbardc @BarredinDC I'm trying to get AWAY from Gen Z, not attract even more than usual 🤣

@jakesauser @BarredinDC For 100K you can buy out Walter’s and watch K-POP Demon Hunters.

Tipster sends me the setting up for this silly weekend buyout Polymarket bar at Proper 21K

@waltersbardc @fritzhahn Hmm... I guess a closed street would count as a DC controlled public space, wouldn't it

@jakesauser @fritzhahn I wonder if that’s what letting the bid sell alcohol would do. Let them have the license and let taverns/restaurants operate under the license.

DC's mayor has announced the DC Hospitality Amendment Act of 2026. If passed, it would allow: • BIDs to sell alcohol in DC-controlled public spaces, ie Franklin Park • Breweries to open brewpubs • Distillers to collaborate on spirits (1/x)

@fritzhahn I love this, but only letting sports venues serve is a miss. Why should the Nats be able to sell beer on half street but not Atlas, Tom's, Gatsby, @waltersbardc, et.al.?

• Allow extended hours for bars/restaurants around Juneteenth. The mayor's office has released a fact sheet here: mayor.dc.gov/sites/default/…

@cuneytdil lmao how long is it gonna take someone on the 11th floor to get out after a game? 3 hours?

The Commanders want to build massive parking decks, up to 110 feet or 11 stories tall, new filings show. Renderings don't do it justice but it'll poke out in the skyline. axios.com/local/washingt…

@eat_dc Gotta be. My first thought was the Swingers space, but that's across the street

An ownership group including longtime bar owner Curt Large is opening a place called Skylark at 1201 Half St SE according to a new liquor license application. Not sure which space has seating for 139 inside & 152 outside. Maybe the alley space that was going to be Union Kitchen?

@DNeckel19 I was rooting hard for Sinners, but I've only seen 3 of the 10 Best Pic noms

I might have to rewatch “One Battle After Another.” I must have missed something. #Oscars

@rmnb Friggin @Fanatics merch is such shit quality you're better off buying the Chinese knockoffs anyway...

We feel like we can speak for the community here when we say it's a massive miss not to sell the jerseys to the public. It's like y'all hate money. We want to give you our money and y'all are like - naw, we good fam.

@jtking74 @B737CA @AmericanAir The first word in this dumb asshole's profile is "unvaxxed" which tells you all you need to know about how fucking stupid he is

@jtking74 @B737CA @AmericanAir 💀💀💀

@jtking74 @AmericanAir "Such acts aren't part of our state of being or operation" is sending me. Fucking hysterical 🤣🤣🤣

@waltersbardc What a fuckin load of bullshit. As always.

@jakesauser Long story. Applying kept it going for a while. I always knew it wouldn’t get approved. Our streetery was built in a critically important right hand turn lane we could never live without (yet somehow did for 5 years).

It took 1 hour to go from no more streetery to illegally parked cars.

@andrewatwal @BarredinDC You can. Source: I just did yesterday

@BarredinDC Navy Yard definitely still has the bar. Not sure if you can drink while shopping though

Any DC Whole Foods locations still allow drinking and shopping? Or at least still has a bar? Maybe Navy Yard? H Street, Logan Circle, Walter Reed have canceled their on premises beer/wine drinking licenses

@eat_dc @AmericanU Or epic name?

The concessions operator has applied for a liquor license at @AmericanU's Bender Arena. Unfortunate name for a university facility planning to sell alcohol.

@ShawnChittle There's one of those a lot closer to you on 14th

I really loved Barcelona in Reston, Virginia. Packed house — great vibes, excellent service and hilarious, personable staff. Music was blasting! We made tons of new friends. Got the white sangria. Perfection in a pitcher.

Shithole country (Us, to be clear, not Iran)