Jim Kenny

Trump promised every American a $2,000 tariff check, a $5,000 DOGE check, 10% APR on credit cards, $2 gas, a “privately funded” ballroom, and medications that were supposedly 1500% cheaper. Instead, we got a $1.776 billion slush fund to pay people who beat up cops and smeared shit on the walls of the US Capitol.

….well that happened @Jeopardy

@stoolpresidente ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️

Let me say this loud and clear. I will be monitoring all schedule releases and anybody who makes a joke about this disgusting controversy will be put on my list and face potential legal action. You’ve been warned.

howard dean yelled a little too loud at the 2004 Iowa caucus and was deemed too unhinged to be president just thinking about that for no reason today

This is embarrassing, Delete it, President ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ - unless you want everyone to think you’ve lost your marbles.

If Obama had tweeted “praise be to Allah” on Easter Sunday Republicans would… oh, forget it.

Please don’t send this to @realdonaldtrump or his family members. It would be wrong to remind everyone he was a 5-time draft dodger and a coward.

The movies that cost less to make than Kristi Noem’s $220 million ad campaign: Oppenheimer Barbie Top Gun: Maverick Dune The Batman Where is the federal investigation into her folks?

Rising gas prices are causing a steep rise in consumer prices and will slow any future economic growth. It is a tax on all Americans.

I’ve seen a lot of Dems go on Rogan or Fox to mixed reaction but I’ve never seen the hosts talk favorably about them to future guests like Rogan is doing here about Talarico. I think we are going to be witnessing something pretty remarkable.

@robertmays Congrats! ODAAT!

6 years without a drink. It took a long time to get there. But finally asking for help changed the course of my entire life. Everything good that I have, I have because of that choice. If you're struggling, know it's not too late to make a change.

Idk this seems like the First Lady you might want to question about Epstein.

Explain to me why Hillary Clinton is testifying about Epstein while Melania Trump is not.

From Gorsuch concurrence.

I will not sit idly as they use me as a prop in a closed-door kangaroo court by a Republican Party running scared. If they want answers, let’s stop the games & do this the right way: in a public hearing, where the American people can see for themselves what this is really about.

Legends don’t chase. They attract 💯😎

Yale University has announced significant enhancements to its financial aid program for undergraduates that will lower costs for future students and their families. The changes, which will go into effect for new Yale College students entering in the 2026-2027 academic year, eliminate all expected costs for families with typical assets and annual incomes below $100,000 while also ensuring that families with typical assets and annual incomes below $200,000 receive need-based scholarships that meet or exceed the cost of tuition. Read more in Yale News: bit.ly/4re0SB3

Yes, he did. There is video.

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Snaps required for each sack record: Myles Garrett (23): 437 TJ Watt (22.5): 616 Michael Strahan (22.5): 567