James Lydon

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@Tweet_Dec They closed the Cork Screw years ago, dear.

Fingers crossed.

We’re still dancing.

Due to the volume of snow coming downg, our team are prioritising snow routes across #derbyshire - the key A roads across the county and routes to hospitals. Around 6 inches of snow has fallen on higher ground tonight, with more to come. Please take care #derbyshire 2/2

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We gotta keep dancing.

@Prof_Quiteamess redbubble.com/shop/ap/148250…

Assassin is the Blake's 7 episode of that would benefit most from a laughter track.

The name of Migleemo's planet made me screech with laughter

One of the few days in our lives where the pen is in fact mightier than the sword. You and a piece of paper, deciding something existential.

#Pyramint #Pyramint2024

2 (of 3) lanes are closed on the #A38 northbound in #Derbyshire between the #A516 near #DerbySouth and the #A516 near #DerbyNorth due to a collision. Delays of at least 40 mins, please allow extra time for your journey.

Countus interruptus

This is how the MAGA movement is dying, like a bad club when the lights come on. Empty seats and stragglers in trash bag dresses and maxi pads on their ears dancing to the few songs that Trump could get licensing to play.

@josh_seiter It’s me. I have a cervix.

All that's doing is cycling the faeces around his buttocks inside the diaper