Blistering Barnacles

@miles_commodore Depends. If you had some jive talk when calling me a honkey it's absolutely the funniest shit around. Ya have to include the jive.

Is honkey still offensive to white people? On the Jeffersons they used it quite a bit. I think it’s funny.

@Ernest1588761 Why is it that Jesus is the most hated of them all? Why is it that the Bible has been proven over and over to be historically and archeologically accurate, but people keep trying to prove its full of lies?

Christians don't read their Bible 😏

@PolitiBunny Waited for a opening within the company in the Carolinas or Tennessee. Nashville opened up. Drove down to look at the area and some houses. Ended up renting for 6 months before finding the house.

For those of you who picked up and left crap blue-states, how did you decide where to go? I realize jobs are a factor, but with so many remote opportunities it doesn’t seem to drive moves as much as it used to. So, how did you pick? Did you go in blind and buy? Just curious.

These retardola's can stop harrassing or trying to intimidate ICE and the problem goes away.

Just wanted everyone to know that you are not poor because someone else is wealthy. Biggest lie told by politicians today. Stop believing it.

@Ideallady5 It's AI but still funny.

Went from looking like a leopard to a panther covered in poop. 😂😂 I'm crying.

😂😆 When The Wildlife Thinks It's Time To Start Learning What's So Great About This Golf Thing❣️😁

@A10TheHog This is a perfect visual of impending death and destruction.

I will never tire of this photo. Not only can you see the shockwave from the main gun, you can see the wave as the 30mm round moves through the air. The rounds travel at Mach 2.95.

@Hot_Pepper76 Depends. Heavy metal would be Tesla, classic rock would be Boston.

Cassette, CD, record, or 8-track. You played one album until it was nearly worn out. Which album was it?

3 Communists walk into a bar, one orders a $15 mixed drink, one a $10 Martini, and the other a $6 beer. When the bill comes, based on their mantra, they are forced to split the bill equally. Next week, the three, once again, return to the bar, but this time, they all ask for separate checks, so the bartender asks them, why aren’t they splitting the bill equally, since in communism, everyone pays the same fair share. The three communists reluctantly agree, and once again split the check 3 ways. The following week, the three communists return, but with a mob of devoted followers, and protest the bartender, to change the prices of all their drinks, to the cheapest drink on the menu. In fear of his business vandalized or burned down, the bartender agrees. So the following week all the communists come in and enjoy their $6 equally priced drinks, and celebrate the successes of communism. The Communists continue this for several more weeks, until one Friday they return to the bar, to find it closed, with a sign out front, stating that the bar is out of business. And that comrades, is how communism works.

This video wins the internet for today 🤣 Watch till the end

My aunt is the legendary singer Patti LaBelle. She has performed our National Anthem FOUR different times at major national sporting events. Not once did she ever sing the Black National Anthem. She ALWAYS performed "The Star-Spangled Banner." And tomorrow, she will do it again at the 2026 MLB All-Star Game. Why? Because she will be singing to EVERY AMERICAN - not just some of us. She will be using her beautiful, powerful voice to bring us TOGETHER - not tear us apart. And I like to think that’s because President Trump is in office and his message is AMERICA FIRST. Unlike the Democrats who constantly use race to divide us, he reminds us: We are ONE country. We have ONE national anthem. And it belongs to ALL OF US. So while the NFL platforms the OTHER song at the Super Bowl... ...MLB will celebrate baseball's place in the DNA of OUR COUNTRY by giving us the REAL ANTHEM. God Bless America!

@amyklobuchar Hmong horndog? Like the guy who got sent out of the country for raping a 10 year old?

Counting down the days until the State Fair (48 to be exact), and the new foods list just made the wait even harder. Pickle Pie. Hmong corndogs. Apple donut ham grinders. What are you trying first? See you August 27!

@JustThatGuyAdam Simply not true. One of the best and as evidence I present Bart Simpson. He didn't say let go my (fill in your crappy candy bar of choice), he said, let go my Butterfinger.

The worst candy bar in the history of mankind is the Butterfinger. There is nothing that comes close.

@Rainmaker1973 Looks like AI slop yet again. Smoking is likely to cause a rig fire, no hard hats either.

Floorman working oil rig

@unhealthytruth So overall she made $956,000 and we should send her some money?

This nurse is a hero. Does anyone know if she has a GoFundMe? I mean, I know everyone has bills but if everyone gave a little bit, 100,000 of us could donate $5.40 and have the whole thing paid off. She saved so many lives. Unlike the ones who killed people.

@Qrightscopee Sorta sad these Airmen didn't know where to go.

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as newly released footage captures a Tornado Emergency unfolding near Vance Air Force Base in Enid, Oklahoma, where a powerful tornado passes dangerously close to the installation’s tarmac. The large, violent tornado can be clearly seen on the ground as it moves through the area, coming alarmingly close to numerous T-6A Texan II training aircraft used to prepare U.S. Air Force and Navy pilots. Officials report that at least 10 people were injured as the tornado struck parts of Enid, including areas surrounding the base. Fortunately, no deaths have been reported at this time.

The reason he is the great "I AM". Are you the sun, moon and stars? I AM Are you everything? I AM

@HaTraGfY @RealBrittHughes Where did I say it was safe? Reckless freedom or supposedly safe servitude. I know which one I want and from your TDS I know which one you prefer.

@jamesdturnham @RealBrittHughes You have pilots all over this platform, including me, trying to explain why this is unsafe, and your overwhelming response is "America, Fuck Yeah". Karma would dictate you're the one standing on the beach when the next one LTEs and crashes into a crowd.

Guys I hate to tell y'all this because it looked so cool and go 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 and all, but flat-hatting right above the heads of beachgoers is against the rules for a reason and it's how you get somebody killed. Patriotism doesn't negate physics and the rules have to matter. Respectfully, The wife of a military pilot