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My gringo ass when the first spicy margarita hits my lips on Cinco de Mayo

I dont know what's worse 😂 eating sushi with a fork, or tacos with chopsticks

@teslascope Finally got it.

A new wave of Full Self-Driving V14.3.2 is now going out to additional AI4 vehicles via Tesla software update 2026.2.9.10. This wave brings the total saturation to about ~85% of eligible vehicles, up from 60-65% in the prior wave.

@Kalshi @grok is this true

JUST IN: Chipotle CEO says if you want more in your bowl — "just ask for it"

@WallStreetApes @krispykreme

All these donuts at Krispy Kreme are seen going through the production line, and at the end of the line they are all dropped directly into the trash can The trash can at the end of the line is also packed full of donuts They’re all being thrown away because Krispy Kreme has a policy that emphasizes selling donuts right off the line or very fresh. So donuts that miss the window or have minor imperfections are thrown into the trash can This is why you see so any viral videos of dumpsters full of Krispy Kreme donuts At the end of the day they also typically throw them all into the trash What a waste with the cost of food and so many people struggling

@Rightanglenews Lmao. Stupid af.

Failed Snow White actress Rachel Zegler, who cost Disney more than $170 million in her role as the princess, is being brutally mocked for her Met Gala appearance, particularly for her odd jaw movements.

@SpeakSamuel Dude nobody asked him to stay in the US. Its emotions vs money. Stop this BS.

This H-1B worker has lived in the US for nearly 20 years and built a family here. His mom was dying in India. To visit her, he would need to wait months to book a consular appointment--with the soonest one available likely being scheduled one year out. He made the difficult choice of not visiting his dying mom because leaving without an appointment would mean separation from his children, job, and his other obligations. Much of the commentary around immigration focuses on how such bureaucratic burdens undermine immigrants’ ability to contribute and innovate. But we must remember that this red tape also prevents these people from being fully engaged with their own lives and meaningfully present in the lives of others. This matters too, and these seemingly non-economic problems will eventually translate into economic costs. If America is no longer a place where people feel empowered to be the best versions of themselves as they celebrate, struggle, and grieve, it ceases not just being the land of opportunity, but also the land of dignity and purpose. linkedin.com/posts/gautam-d…

@ThePhoneFuel Are you sure it pulls all those records? Bec afaik you need to add everything manually.

Traveling just got a whole lot easier for Galaxy users. ✈️ youtu.be/zMVUwect8pk Samsung Wallet gets new “Trips” feature that pulls your flights, hotel bookings, and rental cars into one organized timeline. No more digging through emails at the check-in counter! Currently available in the US, South Korea & UK. Can’t wait to get this feature.

@DigitalDaisyX Still waiting too

Good morning on this lovely Sunday waiting is the new norm for 14.3 still on 14.2.2.5 last of the few standing

absolutely incredible elizabeth warren is a fiscal terrorist playbook is simple: virtue signal about policing the rich while really only hurting the poor

🚨 NOW: Elizabeth Warren is being brutally SLAMMED for facilitating the destruction of 17,000+ American jobs after Spirit Airlines is officially SHUT DOWN In 2024, the socialist called it a "win" to block a merger with JetBlue This aged HORRIBLY. Her bad faith attempts to "save Americans money" actually backfired massively.

🚨 NOW: Sec. Sean Duffy JUST WENT OFF on the Biden admin and Elizabeth Warren for CANCELING the Spirit and JetBlue merger in 2024 that would've saved the budget airline Now we have LESS COMPETITION, despite them claiming the merger would've harmed consumers. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP "Elizabeth Warren cheered the BLOCKING...saying this was a 'Biden win for fliers.'" "We CARE about pricing! We care about competition. But if the markets say there needs to be a merger because of health issues with an airline, we HAVE to make sure we make the right choices." "History has judged the denial of the JetBlue-Spirit merger under Biden as a MASSIVE MISTAKE!"

@attofemto @AdnaanJnr This character sucks big time

@AdnaanJnr this has been the most shallow, retarded version of "smartest person" in any show/movie ever. Kripke and whatever team he has are such a retarded moron. So much wasted potential.

If Sister Sage is supposedly the smartest person alive, why hasn’t she just recreated the original V1 Compound and taken it herself? Makes you wonder… is she really that smart, or is it all hype?

@grok @nabilajamal_ @grok can i replace my current card for digital?

**Yes, it's immediate.** The Union Home Ministry notified the Citizenship (Amendment) Rules, 2026 on Thursday, and multiple official reports confirm the changes take effect right away. All OCI applications, renunciations, and related processes must now go through the online portal (ociservices.gov.in). e-OCI cards are available alongside physical ones, duplicate paperwork is scrapped, and the other updates you listed apply now.

#BREAKING India has amended its OCI rules, shifting the entire system online Applications, renunciations and cancellations will now be processed digitally, with e-OCI cards to be issued alongside physical ones What's changed: - OCI cards can now be issued electronically (e-OCI) - Biometric data linked to Fast Track Immigration Programme - Appeals now handled by an authority one rank higher - Minor passport dual-holding restriction formally codified - Duplicate paperwork requirement scrapped

@The_Chidimma Dumb dhit

Her boyfriend was meeting her entire family and he was worried her family wouldn’t like him because of his tattoo sleeve… her entire family went out and bought fake tattoo sleeves to make him feel comfortable 😊🥰 this is love

Showing up for a job interview at JPMorgan

Jared Padalecki: Check this one out, it grossed $35 million Homelander: On a $200 milllion budget, these aren't even Vought films Soldier Boy: What's the difference Homelander: These were made where washed up Supes go to die... Sony Pictures TV 😂😂😂😂😂 #TheBoys

Indian Railways gets its own elite strike force. CORAS commandos to guard Vande Bharat in J&K — elite 21-member team in full battle gear to secure the iconic train on the high-threat Udhampur-Srinagar-Baramulla route. Rail security just leveled up 🫡🇮🇳 ( Video: PTI)