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@MalkahFleisher @brhodes Don't fck with the Jews, cause they ain't taking that sht no more.

@brhodes If you mess with us, we stop you. Period. Jews - not so easy to mess with anymore. 🇮🇱

Gaza come to Beirut.

@Heywood72656806 @australian That's over two Bondi beachfuls!

@jameszebra5 @australian January had over 120000 arrivals

Australia’s cities and infrastructure are straining under the weight of almost five full Boeing 747s of migrants arriving into the country each day. A record 765,900 new overseas arrivals landed in the year to September 2023, or 2098 people a day. theaustralian.com.au/nation/record-…

Every single solitary day without fail, at least one woman asks me to thank @jk_rowling for her courage, her steadfast feminism and sisterhood. Proud and lucky to know her and call her my friend, she's one of the kindest, funniest people I know. So #IStandWithJKRowling always 💜

@JamesEsses @Channel4 Gives "tree root a new meaning

Here is a @Channel4 clip about ‘Ecosexuality’. This is a new sexual orientation for people who “find nature sexy”, “treat nature as a sensual partner” and includes having “sex with trees”. Society is doomed.

@veritasalways1 @papi_sierra @wizardingnews Thought he looked like Harry. Kept getting told he looks like Dudley. Hates JKR for not making Harry fat and pimply.

I’ve been told this man is the bloke running the @wizardingnews account. You just couldn’t make it up could you. How are there so many woman hating men out there? Thankfully I have a loving husband/brother/son. Nothing like these men.

It's day 167🎗️💔

@ClimateWarrior7 A Welsh conversation ================ Where's the bin? I told you, to my Ma's. Where's the wheely bin? I told you, Ma's!

BREAKING: A bin has been found slightly open in Wales. The council have arrested a 43-year-old woman. We'll report on further developments as they occur.

@TheKingofKatz Watch that Buffy.

An easy catch this morning before heading off to my Greek class.

Princess Catherine should say she will not return until the UK media go a whole week without reporting conspiracy theories about her. And if after 6 months that doesn't work, Prince William should abdicate and take himself and his kids off the line of succession. Followed by Harry and his. That will leave Randy Andy as the next King. You're welcome MEDIA.

Will the conspiracy theories about Kate ever die? -------- It is easy to dismiss the rantings and ramblings of the very online as being dictated by a mixture of jealousy and boredom. But when a well-known historian was speculating on X last night that ‘it doesn’t look anything like her, and where were their protection officers – is it look-a-likes doing a prank?’, it is hard not to feel that a whole new seam of conspiracy theories has now been opened. Certainly, there are reasonable questions to be asked about the circumstances of the visit, how it came to be filmed and how the footage then ended up in the possession of a newspaper. But the idea that the saga is rumbling on and this is yet another desperate attempt by royal private secretaries and press departments to throw the curious and prurient off the scent will make all but the most suspicious become weary. The consensus seems to have settled that, when Kate does return to the public eye in a matter of weeks, she will have to offer some kind of explanation for her health issues. This will also be designed as a rebuke to those who have been coming up with increasingly bizarre explanations about the problems facing the royal family. spectator.com.au/2024/03/will-t…

@eyeslasho @ClimateWarrior7 They'll run screaming back to their parents' basement when they can't get wifi, cell reception and pizza delivered.

@unklemic @australian fuck off

@jameszebra5 @australian But it's just virtue signalling, 70 percent more emissions to make them, most are running them on electricity produced by coal, higher tyre emissions, more wear and tear on the road as they are heavier, so how are they saving the environment exactly?

A new paper by the Commonwealth Bank claims that EVs could cost more to own over five years than their petrol equivalents: bit.ly/3Tpkt28

@ThatOtherJJ I can rule out that it is a gay sex party for starters

Assume I’ve died in a car crash and went straight to hell. 😭

@ClimateWarrior7 Just because Jezza takes it up the Hamas doesn't mean he is gay gay.

Next week I'm starting my Go Gay for the Climate campaign. Truly responsible people who care about the future of the planet must turn gay to reduce the population. Keir Starmer has promised me he will go "totally gay" to set an example if elected, while Jeremy Corbyn tells me he is already a "huge gay".

@rieper47 @JamesEsses @TheSims "You don't have to touch them" I never said you could.

@jameszebra5 @JamesEsses @TheSims It is. These options are behind the Custom slider. You don't have to touch them. And you don't see them unless you interact with the Custom slider.

I used to love playing @TheSims as a child. Now I have seen that, rather than male or female sex, you are asked: “can this Sim produce milk?” You can also add “top surgery” (double mastectomy) scars. Children as young as 12 play this game. This is ideological indoctrination.

This snake identifies as a clam. And from April 1 in #Scotland you will be arrested for saying otherwise. #SnakesAintClams

#SnakesAintClams #ScottishResistance #JosArmy