Jamie Altizer

@jwright @simplebits Fact, I’m here all the time!!

y'all. I know no one sane is on this platform anymore, but... As the Anthony Bourdain of Tshirts (self-appointed), This is one of those @simplebits t-shirts that brings out all the nerd convos in the wild. Recommended. simplebits.shop/collections/go…

@DavidGiard Thank you doctor

Happy birthday @jamie_altizer

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 3 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).

What if we stopped saying "Technical Debt" and talked about the actual thing? Is it an escaped defect, infrastructure upgrade, shoddy code..? Builders don't have "structural debt", surgeons "surgical debt", or gardeners "botanical debt". #agile

@mjeaton here’s a salary to get behind

@cwoodruff @bradygaster @Pilchie “Or anything you might like to keep cool” - Tom Callahan

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 3 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).

@jwright Why does your happiness for this font not surprise me one bit?! #facepalm

Picked up a new free font for my talks. the-high-road-design.myshopify.com/products/free-…

@cwoodruff Take care, hope all that are sick get better swiftly and those that aren’t stray that way. Best of holidays

Great job Pinckney ladies! Proud of you all but super proud of that Altizer!

@jwright Driving through for Polleyeyes on the way home after Turkey Vacation. I had never seen those before and it was pretty cool watching them roll around.

@jamie_altizer Why were you on campus, fellow 🦅? And why did we not hang?

Winter is coming 🤖

💯

@jwright I thought there was a photo of a 💋 that night as well 😱. Miss those nights, maybe again in the next few years

@jamie_altizer It was indeed. 😂

If you ever meet me, ask me about the Cinco de Mayo Lobster™️ story.

@jwright Happy Anniversary dude! She still feels sorry for you ... that's all I got.

Married my beautiful wife in Jamaica 15 years today. …and we still talk to each other!

@JaeNadon You are not inadequate. Miss you bud, sincerely!

Social Interaction Tip of the Day: Don’t automatically wish any one that identifies as male a “Happy Fathers’s Day”. For me - it reminds me that I’m inadequate enough to procreate.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 3 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).

@jwright @jmcw (Gravity Works) and @ondrejbalas (UseTech) have/do work with support contracts

Do I have any freelancer followers who have set up monthly support contracts for clients? If so, can you slide into my DMs? I’d love to pick your brain.

Good Morning! It’s GAME DAY ‼️‼️ Pirates will play their last conference match against Chelsea. 🏴‍☠️⚽️☠️