JamieMcP

@darrenrovell It all started to go down hill for them when they brought in a McKinsey consultant as CEO who thought of Nike as a fashion brand not a sports one.

Nike spent millions on “Breaking2,” an attempt to break the 2 hour marathon by Eliud Kipchoge. Kipchoge did it in Nikes in 2019, but it was with lazers and pacemakers. It didn’t count. Today, 2 men do it officially. Both in adidas. The hits keep coming.

@BellaWallerstei It’s quite an eye opener. makes me want to quit social media (says he whilst on x)

Sunday Londonmaxxing

@hepimp he has some range youtube.com/watch?v=YPhATt…

her : “you better not be watching Tom Jones duetting with EMF on Unbelievable when I get home!” me :

@GenoVeno73 Basically copying @PrivateEyeNews

Owner of the site TrumpKennedyCenter.org, Toby Morton (former South Park writer), has turned the site into satirical content mocking Trump and the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts partnership. Trump's lawyer, David Warrington, sent Morton a cease-and-desist letter accusing him of trademark infringement, cybersquatting under the Anticybersquatting Consumer Protection Act, and misleading the public. In others words — Donald Trump is a big fucking baby that doesn't like to be mocked and made fun of. Toby Morton's response to Trump's poddle lawyer was this: "Noted. Satire is protected speech. Confusion is a legal requirement, not a feeling. Political parody is not infringement. Criticism is not cybersquatting, and trademark law isn’t a panic button for institutions that don’t like being laughed at. I’ll proceed accordingly while you go fuck yourselves. Dog bless." 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 BCOS FUCK EM, THAT'S WHY!!!

@Mollyploofkins Arkell v Pressdam

'South Park' alum Toby Morton responds to unnamed lawyers regarding his registering the Trump-Kennedy Center domain names: "Satire is protected speech... I'll proceed accordingly while you go f^ck yourselves."

@northumbriana Have you ever been into Trinity House just off the quay side? They have some great artefacts including Nelson’s desk which I think Collingwood gifted to them.

Getting a taxi home and just drove along Collingwood Street - aka ‘the Diamond Strip’ - and I feel that it’s what Cuthbert C would’ve wanted (he was a sailor after all)

@CallumAbroad @TimesB29989108 i’m quite impressed the a bloke from Glasgow has managed to cause such a stir.

🇮🇳 THREAD: The Truth About Callum Abroad’s Anti-India Agenda (1/9) Recently, a video resurfaced where Callum Abroad roaming around PoK, showing paintings on roadside walls claiming to depict “India’s atrocities on Azad Kashmir people.” #BreakingNews #CallumAbroad

@rawlimark PS the Diplomats wife is good if you need something to watch.

@rawlimark i watched it the other night. it’s ok. I think it is based on this book which i’ve also read. share.google/images/7Lfc9xE…

@ScotRail @NetworkRailSCOT what’s the best way to get from Troon to Glasgow?

As we're unable to run services through this area, we're having to revise/cancel the following services. • Glasgow Central to Ayr will Start/Terminate Johnstone • Ayr to Glasgow Central- Start/Terminate Kilwinning • Glasgow Central to Ardrossan Harbour - will be Suspended • Glasgow Central to Largs - Start/Terminate Kilwinning

@ScotRail @NetworkRailSCOT any updates?

UPDATE: Where units and crew are available, the following alternations will be in place. • Glasgow Central to Ayr - Start/ Terminate Johnstone • Ayr to Glasgow Central- Start/ Terminate Kilwinning • Glasgow Central to Ardrossan Harbour - Start/Terminate Kilwinning • Glasgow Central to Largs - Start/ Terminate Kilwinning

@rawlimark I watched it last week. not amazing but good enough to pass the time. The drill instructions are great. i like the non recon one.

@rawlimark yes stick with it. and it gets weirder. I was 12 and at boarding school went it was on TV. My Mum used to recorded it for me to watch when i was at home. I can only assume she never watched it!

@OborneTweets if you can get a berth. I’ve tried a couple of times in the last 12 months but it’s always booked out months in advance.

Just got off the Caledonian sleeper from Glasgow to London Euston. Courteous and efficient staff, comfortable bed, superb dinner last night. Highly recommended.

@WHOOP just had an email saying my order has arrived. But it hasn’t please could you investigate

@O2 phone signal is really bad in my new house what can I or you do about it?

Staggered by the level of incompetence of @IKEAUK second time in two weeks they have cancelled a delivery. Don’t think it’s worth ordering from them again

@ScotRail @HenryBellCalcio 16:23 Irvine to Glasgow central.

@jamiemcp @HenryBellCalcio Hi Jamie, which service are you referring to? ^DB

NEW: We're currently dealing with a broken-down train between between Newton on Ayr and Ayr. An assistance train has been dispatched to move the faulty train clear of the line. Services between Glasgow Central and Ayr may be delayed or revised.

@ScotRail @HenryBellCalcio Says it’s been cancled online

@jamiemcp @HenryBellCalcio Hi Jamie, there's a train at 1623 to Glasgow. ^DB

@ScotRail @HenryBellCalcio I’m stuck at Irvine with my daughters and we need to get home to Edinburgh. What’s the best way to get to Glasgow?

@HenryBellCalcio No, we're working on getting the train clear of the line and failing this we have a backup plan in place to run trains using one line. Where are you and where are you going? ^DB