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Thank you very much Auntie Amelia. I appreciate your message very much.

The time for jokes in Uganda is soon coming to an end. We the children of the great leader, Mzee, will soon be in charge and we cannot stand corruption and inefficiency!

I want to thank Mzee, my family members, colleagues in the UPDF, all government officials and very importantly the thousands of friends and supporters who sent me birthday wishes today. Thank you all so much. All your expressions of goodwill, love and appreciation mean a lot to me. God bless you all and God bless Uganda.

VIDEO: Speaker Anita Among and MPs break down in tears as the body of the late Hon. Helen Nakimuli leaves Parliament after a special tribute session.

I advise talkative people to tread carefully from now on. We appointed Kasujja for you. Report to him if you do not want problems!

In the past 2 years of our command of the MODVA, we have saved our country more than 2 trillion shillings from being stolen. In the next year we shall arrest ALL the thieves who were going to steal it. Foreigners are included!

I advise these OLD women to COMPLETELY SHUT UP! Winnie or Matembe do not help Besigye at all when they talk like the STUPID chickens they are!! They should completely SHUT UP!! We shall sort this out as Generals and Men!

Banyankore say you cannot outgrow your father's brothers (your uncles). President Kagame is not only my uncle but a mentor as well. I congratulate him on his recent Kwibuka speech! Very inspirational.

@frankbalkazerg1 devil in a new dress is arguably his best song and its on dea,but my favorite on the album is power though

This debate is only for Hip-hop junkies…No Hip-Hop Album will ever come close to MBDTF!!! I dare u to mention any and why??

I request @PoliceUg to give this guy bail.

The suspect in the Ggaba horrific attack against children has already been apprehended. We shall push for the death sentence for this criminal.

Indeed Ambassador, you have coined a new form of diplomacy. 'Pineapple Diplomacy'. One that cuts to the homesteads of ordinary Ugandans. 👍

I congratulate all the new Defence Attachès. They all deserve their new positions. They better work hard! We are working with Mzee on the Ambassadors list. We will definitely remove the ineffective ones.

I hear some have been Ambassadors since 1986? How is that possible? Their appointments are older than 80% of Ugandans? We want young people as Ambassadors.

Our brothers in Rwanda have the youngest diplomatic corps in Africa, then we have the oldest? How?? We are going to have a young, energetic and patriotic diplomatic corps.

I completely agree with the demand of almost all Ugandans. In the 2026 government, we do not want to see old faces. The new government must be 80% young.

If you are an old man who spends his time abusing and fighting young, brilliant men. You have lost your purpose. You should be sent home to look after cows, goats or pigs!

Bachwezi are a special breed amongst the Bahima-Batutsi. We believe they descend from the Son of God, Jesus Christ.

My Nine Year Ordeal at KIU In 2013, I left Buhweju district with a heavy responsibility on my shoulders. I was the first person in my family to reach university level. Scoring 19 points in UACE felt like I had finally broken a cycle of poverty. When I was admitted to Kampala International University under the district bursary scheme, my family celebrated a miracle. We believed the "bursary" was a hand reaching down to pull us up. Instead, it became a weight that nearly drowned me. The "scheme" covered tuition, but the functional fees carried a hidden, lethal sting. During orientation, no one warned us that a small delay in payment would trigger penalties so aggressive they felt predatory. By my second year, a small balance had mutated into an 800,000 UGX debt. I went from being a brilliant student dreaming of a First Class degree to a beggar, moving from office to office every semester, pleading for an exam card just to sit for papers I had worked so hard to prepare for. Despite paying every semester's functional fees after learning about late payment charges, by the time I finished in 2016, the debt was so huge that there was no way I could clear it in a single swoop. The financial pressure did not just empty my pockets; it invaded my mind. It is hard to concentrate on Literature and English when you are calculating how many days of food you must skip to pay a "late fee" that grows while you sleep. By 2016, I had finished every course with no retakes, no missed papers but I was a ghost of the man who had entered. I left the gates broken, emaciated in spirit, and carrying a debt that had ballooned. I spent the next six years in a self imposed exile in Eastern Uganda, teaching for a meager salary. I lived like a hermit, sending every spare coin back to KIU. I was not working for a future; I was working to buy back a past that the university was holding hostage. In 2022, I finally cleared the last shilling. The relief, however, was short lived. After buying the graduation gown and seeing my name on the notice board, on Tuesday, I did the one thing I had waited nearly a decade to do: I invited my parents. My father is a primary five dropout from the 1960s. For years, he had looked at me with suspicion, wondering if I had truly been studying or if I had wasted the family’s hopes. I wanted that graduation day to be his vindication. We traveled from the village, slept in Kampala, and walked onto that campus with our heads high. Then came the horror. When the official graduation book was opened, my name was nowhere to be found. In that moment, the world stopped. I stood there in a gown I had paid for, at a ceremony I had earned, looking at a father who now had "final proof" that his son was a failure. The humiliation was so absolute that the fact I am still alive today is a miracle of God’s grace. I spent months fighting, sending emails, and knocking on doors that remained closed until I mentioned legal pressure and opportunities abroad. Only then did a "transcript" magically appear. I chose not to attend the later ceremony when my name finally appeared on the list. The joy had been systematically bled out of the experience. I share this because a "bursary" for the poor should not result in paying more than the rich. A university should be a fountain of knowledge, not a "school for scandal" that exploits the very students it claims to support. Those nine years left scars that no certificate can cover. This is for every student still trapped in that cycle fighting for a degree they have already earned.

@mkainerugaba for me Micheal i wait for the lord my savior my God will save me

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