Jane Wilce

@cill_dara @Joshstrangehill I literally say this everyday

@Joshstrangehill any chance i get this I'll say this. Who doesn't love an Abe quote.

I use this Simpsons quote more than any other. Any time anyone says they'll do something in a minute (or mentions taking a plane), I automatically say this. I can't help myself. What Simpsons quote do you feel compelled to reply with the most?

@brwn28 🥂

Steve Aoki (DJ) threw a cake 80 ft and hit boy in wheel chair...

@MartinSLewis I own my own house and want prices to fall so that other people can afford to buy their own house, those who aren’t as lucky as we were to have a parent donate the deposit.

Today's Twitter Poll: Do you view UK house prices FALLing as mainly a good or mainly a bad thing? While most 'things get cheaper' stories would be reported as good news, with house prices it's oft the opposite. Which of these is CLOSEST to your view

I’m really glad we bought a house next to the car park where all the boys with huge cocks compare exhaust sounds 🙃

@mollierosemedia Oh how the other half live!!! That’s amazing!!

@janewilcex Going to the alps for Christmas and new year aren’t I 🤪⛷️

Just had a skiing lesson and ended getting drunk with my ski instructor it’s a Wednesday afternoon god help me

My cats are so placid and calm but as I was singing (squealing) along to Mariah Carey’s We Belong Together, Ink came and stared at me then started biting and clawing my leg. Stopped when I stopped singing then continued when I continued singing. Alright I get the point.

I think I’d hate it, but just once I want to experience snow this deep.

It might be sad but my @timehop streak is the same as this year 🥳

@MartinSLewis I’m all for seeing the silly twat get humiliated on national TV…but I don’t see how that’s any different to a usual day for him.

Today's Poll: Matt Hancock MP, former Health Secretary is to enter the ITV #ImACeleb jungle while parliament's sitting. He says politicians should "go where the people are" to broaden political reach. Do you support his decision to go to jungle? Which is CLOSEST to you view...

Follow pleaaaase (also peep the photos of me my husband and my cat looking FIT)

@JUNlPER Both our countries have gone to shit. Just we have a nonce in line to sit on a golden throne for no actual reason. Top tier meme content tho.

“Under the Banner of Heaven” is…it’s really good but like…wow

@selinaposting Not me reading this and having to go the comments to realise this was not, in fact, about Bridget Jones the romcom

As someone who knew nothing about the character until yesterday it's amazing seeing how Bridget being trans is like 9/11 but for white guys from the rust belt who larp as Japanese ethnonationalists on Twitter

After 5 years of playing GTA I’ve only just discovered I can do all the online stuff without anyone else if I do an “invite only” session. 5 years. I’ve been frustrated playing “solo” sessions cos I can’t do anything, spending my life in passive mode…ffs.

@BethLucyStab @SomeMoreNews @katystoll @drmistercody Right! His voice is the worst! I’m in too much of an irritable state to listen to more than 30s of his Kermit the frog, weak-ass voice spewing big words to confuse and seem clever, so I have bookmarked for later.

@SomeMoreNews @katystoll @drmistercody Loved it but I was not prepared to spend what felt like an eternity in the hell that is hearing Jordan Peterson's voice. By the end of this mercifully short video it was like his voice was sapping my soul. I would have preferred if he was dubbed by Warmbo honestly.

Hi. Don't check the timecode but here is our very short episode about Jordan Peterson, a fucked up guy. Link: youtu.be/hSNWkRw53Jo Executive Produced by @katystoll. Written by @MovieHooligan and @drmistercody. Directed by @will_gordh. Edited by @gregmeller.

I love her