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@saniyafatma1278 They’re lovely; I bring flowers like that to many gatherings

Question: if you are invited to someone’s house for dinner would you consider garden flowers in a jam jar like this an acceptable small gift? My host says don’t bring wine or food, I don’t like shop flowers, I can’t bear being empty handed…

@marcelluswiley Accelerator, but then, if you’re dumb enough to buy a Tesla, 🤷‍♂️

What do you call the gas pedal in an electric car? 😳 In our Tesla and the kids just asked me… Yo, I’m stuck?!? 🤯🤣

@Saganismm @BudGothmog44 Cmon, we don’t have to make shit up…it’s enough to imagine them facing a very pissed off dark-skinned guy at the pearlys & being asked to explain themselves.

The governor of Texas, who, when asked if the Bible should also be taught in Spanish, replied that ‘if English was good enough for Jesus, then it’s good enough for me’. ― Christopher Hitchens

@Melissa20335783 @MrRelatable88 @Momyoffour4 So Melissa, those of us actual humans, y’know, with critical thinking skills & empathy, were taught calling others with whom we disagree “retards” is abysmal behavior. But it’s why you find Donnie relatable, since his emotional & mental band width is the same.

@MrRelatable88 @Momyoffour4 He didn’t turn on his base Those idiots aren’t his base - they are retards who bought themselves a mic and cosplayed We aren’t dumb @MrRelatable88 - shut up fed

What would possibly cause Donald Trump to turn on his base and do the opposite of what he promised?

@raynor_mar18049 @NotAvgLiberal Responses from you asleep guys are so entertaining…that Jesus guy was the original woke leftist. “Welcome the stranger,” “do unto others as you would have them do unto you,” “it’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to reach heaven.” 😂

@NotAvgLiberal Trust them completely. Woke leftists will shaft you & call it justice for your existence as a heterosexual Christian white male.

Fair question - You enter a place of business, And you learn the owner is a Trump supporter…. Do you make any purchases…. Or do you just leave?

@ky_statesman @raefejenkins He did NOT fool US ALL. He showed and told us all exactly who he is, then mocked we who paid attention, calling us ‘WOKE.” And you gullible, sleeping, sheep nodded along, screamed your support for 1/6, paid him $millions for cheap crap, wore his hat, & waited for the miracle.

@raefejenkins He fooled us all and is master actor, which is exactly why he was installed.

I am an idiot for voting Trump 3X

Wow, @RepJackKimble, I’m sure your constituents would love to replace you in congress with one who’s cognizant of the honor, aware that earning $200K + free lifetime health care, power, influence, & access is wealth beyond the imagining of most, & feels some sense of gravitas.

@GrandpaSnarky Worse, they see it, but pretend a) it doesn’t matter; b) it’s a defensible condition; c) they should emulate his behavior. Or, more briefly, it’s no reason to dislike him. Which a decent 10-year-old sees right through.

The GOP isn’t smarter than this 10-year-old. Last week while taking our grandson to school, stuck in traffic, a news report about Trump came on the radio. My wife and I barely noticed it – until our grandson quietly said, “I don’t like Donald Trump.” My wife turned and gently asked, “Why, honey?” Without even looking up from his tablet, he said: “Because he’s not kind to people.” That’s it. That’s the whole thing. A 10-year-old understood in one sentence what an entire political party keeps pretending not to see.

@MaryLTrump You been hacked? Cause if not, my long time respect & admiration of you was just obliterated.

@GSmokesweed1 @ronsterd89 Grandma is, as in all things, correctamundo

@ronsterd89 Looks like maggots

OMG what are these I thought it was just rice scattered on my garbage can this morning… but then I looked closer and they were moving. I’m freaking out. Does anyone know what this is?!

@RagToo @Real_Insights_ @em_Lazzy And I rest my case

@Real_Insights_ @em_Lazzy I see the issue!

Who else believes Covid vaccine has caused more health problems than Covid itself?

@em_Lazzy Only stupid people, nobody who can read and use critical thinking skills believes that

@TheChefTrevor @RickJames191954 He has earned those insults with his behavior, demeanor and mouth.

@RickJames191954 The "president" deserves every single insult that comes his way. He is a despicable human.

Do you support Newsom continuing to insult Trump even though he is insulting the President of the United States? Yes-Or-No

@Dbax1fan @EricSpracklen Oh, dearie, that guy hasn’t been able to focus on anything except himself maybe ever

@EricSpracklen His focus RIGHT NOW is on nuclear weapons from Iran. He has others in his cabinet focusing on everything else, you dipshit.

This is not the same man I voted for. I honestly can’t even recognize him anymore. An absolutely disgusting betrayal. MAGA boomers please wake up, PRESIDENT TRUMP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU.

@EricSpracklen Honey, this is exactly the same man you voted for…exACTly. That’s why those of us with functioning intellects can hardly bear to look at you. He has never hidden who he is. You just chose to see a unicorn in the trash heap.

@elonmusk Whoooppeee for you….even better if you get left there

On my way to Beijing in Air Force One

@Threadscenes Rat droppings (sorry, only know this from finding them under one of my cabinets)

@Suzierizzo1 @KevinlyFather Awwww, that would be heartbreaking, if any of them had hearts to break.

Trump Supporters are flipping out because Don Jr & Eric have allegedly scammed them & took all their deposits for the Illustrious Gold Trump phone which they’ve never received & probably never will.They also didn’t read the fine print because there’s no refunds on them period!

@AdrianneBe5708 @NotAvgLiberal What is WRONG with you?

@NotAvgLiberal Yeah. "Morals" like pushing homosexuality on kids, even to the point in allowing middle-schoolers to read soft-core porn and letting children take hormones in preparation to mutilate their genitals.

Morals.

@NotAvgLiberal A heart