Jared Mathison

@MrEmilyGDawn @Lowe1436 @ksorbs “Pretty sure this is protocol” Someone disagrees “Unless we know this is actual protocol” Makes sense…

Trump should’ve been off that stage in two seconds. Why’d they stand him up? To give the shooter another shot? This is absurd.

Fuck man. Even with having played through the game, #TheLastOfUs has me in tears in nearly every episode. #imsorry #TheLastOfUsEp5 @hbomax

Please explain this monstrosity of a haircut from dodgeball @justinlong

I wish I was there to cheer Brendan Fraser on during that 20 min standing ovation. Truly deserved. #imsorry

#TheWhale had me on the verge of tears nearly the entire movie. Brendan Fraser’s performance give you an unadulterated look into every emotion a human being has to offer. I was in tears by the end and didn’t let up until I got home. I’ll be reflecting on this one for a while.

BREAKING NEWS: USPS Intends To Deploy Over 66,000 Electric Vehicles by 2028, Making One of the Largest Electric Vehicle Fleets in the Nation. bit.ly/3PJv4CB

Later skater

So many bastions of free speech in one picture. @elonmusk #wtfjaredkushnar?

I think this requires a 7 day ban for doxing

Ayyy. I spoke too soon

Hey @boburnham when is the splatter vinyl set supposed to be shipping out? I ordered it back in August with a ship date of yesterday but there’s still no update when I check my order status online.

@StephenKing I’ve come close. It turns to a small sliver that gets stuck to my hand when washing. Eventually I lose track of it then the hot water slowly melts it away into the drain grate.

Twitter TOS: • don’t hurt Elon’s feelings

Twice Impeached ex president @realDonaldTrump is so broke that he’s peddling NFTs now. This guy never ceases to amaze me in the worst ways possible, although this is pretty great 😂

@pulte Papa bless

Shoutout to Mike White for making Tanya’s death so obvious that you think she’s going to survive and then she dies by accident anyway. Masterpiece. #TheWhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotusHBO @HBO @hbomax

Tesla engineers tested Semi in a variety of harsh conditions to maximize reliability & durability

Tesla Semi passing the ICE trucks like it's nothing

3x the power of any diesel truck on the road, with the efficiency to go 500 miles

@kanyewest Wtf