Jared Roch

@Mappy6984 Is the coffee in the video?

Buuuuuuuuut.... being obese isn't a choice right??? 🤔🤔🤔

@wildfreakouts He’s right. It’s fucking weird

Man says dating an 18 year old in your 40s is not insane at all. Thoughts?

And it begins….. #NhlJets #GoJetsGo another blown lead on the horizon? 🤔

@ribzoftiktok How many kids she got? 24?

Spaghetti to family ratio might be a little off

@FoxNews Pedophile

TRUMP: "If we don't do it, Russia or China will take over Greenland, and we're not going to have Russia or China as a neighbor. Okay?" "I would like to make a deal the easy way. But if we don't do it the easy way, we're going to do it the hard way." "I'm a fan of Denmark...but, you know, the fact that they had a boat land there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land." "NATO's got to understand that. I'm all for NATO. I saved NATO. If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have a NATO right now."

@akafaceUS “I’m suing you” lmao fucking Americans 🤦🏻‍♂️

Who's in the wrong here?

@BagleyKSLsports He’s still getting accustomed to having fans in the stands. Sorry Clayton, this is what it’s like when your team has actual fans!

Clayton Keller on the whistling during Mammoth games: “It’s been pretty disruptive to be honest…if they could quiet that down & do it after the game or before the game. A lot of us have noticed it & it would be better if it was not a thing.” “It’s pretty annoying.”

@JetsEmpir3 Just what we need, more under performing and over paid guys in the team! Wooooooo

The Carolina Hurricanes are shopping centerman Jesperi Kotkaniemi, and the #NHLJets are among the teams that may be interested. Kotkaniemi, 25, has two goals and four assists in 25 games this season.

@dyl_thrill27 @poitrasenator @LalimesMartian Agreed. This took off only after the sens acknowledged it, very odd by the team to add to the speculation

@poitrasenator @LalimesMartian The misstep is Ottawa addressing it, there are rumors and gossip about anyone who is remotely famous. As a professional org you can never directly address them like the Sens did. If anything it gives them credence by acknowledging it. If I’m Ullmark I’m upset about that.

On 32 Thoughts this morning, Elliotte Friedman says(paraphrasing a bit) "If I'm named as a player by that anonymous account yesterday, I'm asking out. I didn't sign up for this type of ridicule." Messy.

@GinoHard_ Nothing, the lustre is gone.

The NHL Winter Classic failed to reach 1 million average viewers for the 2nd year in a row 😬 What does the league need to do to get their premier outdoor event back on track? 🤔

@NikLynam 💀🤣🤣

@WPGMurat Congratulations Murat and Hayley! And welcome to Fatherhood! Best job out there

Delighted to announce the birth of a happy, healthy baby girl. Hayley and baby are both doing great. In the very short time I've known it, fatherhood may be my favourite thing I'll ever do. More from me in the coming days.

@MbarkCherguia The idiot lane splitting

Who's at fault?

@usahockey Whoopsies

A message from Bill Guerin 🫡 #WorldJuniors

@spittinchiclets Aaaaaaand they lost

Billy G is firing up the USA World Junior squad before their quarter-final matchup vs Finland 🔥 🇺🇸

@NHL You guys should maybe play him this time around

The moment Kyle Connor found out he'd be representing his country at the Olympics! 🫡

@mikemcintyrewpg #FireChevy

He’s expected to do his midseason meet with the media next week.

@ConnorHrabchak1 @lysshoude They both have been brutal

@lysshoude He ain't the problem. He's been quite decent. His 23 game goal drought is nothing. But CP91's 15 game goal drought? Now that's a guy who has been absolutely abysmal.

I’m all for opinions on players’ performances of late, and won’t go so far as to say CP91 has been much better than JT19, but let’s hold our horses here. Toews has not been /good/.

@ScottBilleck Can we fire Chipman? 🥶😭

Firing Arniel won’t solve anything. Management hogtied him. And after beating him to a pulp, had the gall to ask him why he didn’t fight back.

This team is really something #GoJetsGo #WeSuck #FireEveryone #LeafsVsJets