Jare

@BenVerlander I mean, he nearly died, Ben

This post has been seen by 250k people and based on the comments it feels like 90% don’t understand the (so I thought) CLEAR sarcasm. Please tell me most people on this app understand..

@Blutman27 No way you’re surprised that Colorado won game 1 at home…

WHAT ???

@BizNasty2point0 @mattmurley19 @ryanwhitney6 Fenty-puck goes hard

@mattmurley19 @ryanwhitney6 Fentanyl

This is ridiculous!!! We have passed Crack hockey, whats the next level of drugs ? @ryanwhitney6

Congrats @CanadiensMTL on moving on to the second round. Canadas hopes are still alive

Montreal has 4 shots on goal in the 3rd period and Tampa has 21. Game is tied 1-1 somehow tho

@Blutman27 ALLONS-Y BLUTMAN !!

Habs

14 strikeouts for Emerson and the Mariners still lose. Fuck.

Brutal 9th inning so far for the Mariners

@CaptainCons Your one buddy is a dumbass. Can I come ?

I sent this text to a group chat of buddies. My one buddy is saying this wasn’t an invite. Is this an invite?

@canadian_oldie @TimHortons Atta boy Oldie 🫡

Smile Cookie send a kid to Camp!!!! @TimHortons grab and GOTTTAAAA GOOOOOO

@SleeperNFL @SleeperAZCards @SleeperCFB Bad. Good. Bad. Overrated. Bad. Bad. Trey McBride.

Grade this Cardinals offense ✍️ QB - Carson Beck RB - Jeremiyah Love RB - Tyler Allgeier WR - Marvin Harrison Jr. WR - Michael Wilson WR - Kendrick Bourne TE - Trey McBride

@shadybiev Why would you fire this legend?

I mean we gotta fire this fucking camera man 😭

Bud Clark and his kiddo are taking the Seahawks media by storm and I’m here for it

@AdolisMuse This rat.

Who's the most annoying athlete of all time?

@spittinchiclets “Offered” or “told”

Charlie McAvoy has been offered an in-person hearing for his slash on Zach Benson. Date and time TBD

@BandoKnowsBall B9 don’t have the same ring to it

This is going to take awhile to get used to…

@SleeperNFL @SleeperCowboys @lynziekate @SleeperBears @SleeperWSH @SleeperEagles @SleeperGiants @RamsTapes

TRUE OR FALSE - Dak Prescott is a Top 3 QB in the NFC.

@AB84 Captain Jack Sparrow lookin ahh

What Drill is this 😂

@JulioHashem top tier baiting 😂😂

Ah crap my bad guys, je suis désolé mes amis! I forgot there IS still one Canadian team in the playoffs! The Buffalo Sabres!

Ottawa eliminated Edmonton eliminated No more Canadian teams in the Stanley Cup Playoffs Still no Cup in Canada since 1990

@Jarmane_8 @JulioHashem Nothing gets past Jarmine 🤷‍♂️

@JulioHashem Buffalo isn't a Canadian team dumbass. It's in the US.