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@KurtSchlichter So what does this mean for what Newsom just did in California??

The Supreme Court’s just said that you can’t gerrymander by race and all the people who claim not to be racist are really angry that they can’t be racist.

@w_terrence Jimmy has so much hate in him it’s spewing out from every pore, that’l hate is gonna eat him alive

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.

@spencerpratt These idiots will never learn

LA Q1 Production is actually DOWN over 3% from Q1 last year. Q1 is always “up” from Q4 because Q4 is all holidays and bad weather. Karen thinks you’re dumb.

@nithyavraman You’re a threat to Los Angeles! We’re not voting for you

This is funny. But Spencer Pratt's run for mayor is no joke. He's a MAGA Republican who has vowed to work with ICE & end LA's sanctuary city ordinance. He is a threat to Los Angeles and the immigrants who built their lives here.

@JDrewsyBC @11MyJam 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@11MyJam Robert = Bob Richard = Dick Hillary = Bitch Lot's of mysteries!😀

HOW IS PEGGY A NICKNAME FOR MARGARET

@nicksortor @SecMullinDHS @adamcarolla how are you always light years ahead???

🚨 LMAO! President Trump is FULLY BACKING changing ICE to NICE (National Immigration and Customs Enforcement), so that the media will start having to call them “NICE AGENTS” 🤣 “GREAT IDEA!!! DO IT. President DJT” 100% agree! Make it happen, @SecMullinDHS!

@DenhamsGhost When I look at all the dead people in this photo I just hear “Caaaaarpe….”

I think about the Cheers guy now and then. Who is he? Why so smug? What was his life like? I know he could have never imagined his mug would eventually be seen by millions repeatedly on a contraption that beamed images and sounds through the air into people’s homes.

@CrazyDaysPoster Nah it’s not Erika or Jenn

Friday, April 24, 2026 Blind Item #1 This west coast Housewife has realized that her new guy doesn't have the money he said he has or a willingness to help her out of her financial mess like he said he would do to sleep with her.

@SONJARlTA What’s PK’s exact question? Kind hard to make out what he’s saying

all of this because mauricio said infront of #rhobh cameras that he’d want to bang dorit 🤭 kyle’s been mad at dorit ever since

@HousewivesHub God I love her! She’s so real and a breath of fresh air and I DID catch she said “I’d lose money” Scamanda can go away with her MLM stealing money from innocent stay home moms

Boz shared this video following part 1 of the #RHOBH reunion

@BTCBreadMan Move to the new house. Kids are still little and will adjust quickly and find friends the same day, you ALWAYS want to move to the nicer neighborhood

Wife and I found an amazing house today on 2 acres of land in a very nice neighborhood. Significant upgrade from our current home/yard/hood. The kiddos want to veto it because they would have to switch elementary schools. They are in 2nd grade and kindergarten. Dad advice?

@legallymom2 That is nuts! How do they each not sit next to one of their kids?? 2 and 4??? I don’t even get that

I had an aisle seat today, and 2 boys aged 2 and 4 sat next to me - window and middle. The parents sat together in the row in front of us. It was a 5 hour flight and the kids were acting up from the start. Parents were oblivious to what was going on and were enjoying sitting alone. The guy across the aisle from me felt bad for me and said something to the parents. The parents reply was “ we all paid for our tickets”. I am generally okay with kids on planes, but the parents should have split up and each sat with a kid.

@RNCResearch This clow 🤡🤡🤡🤡 protecting illegal truck drivers who can’t read any road signs or understand English 🤡🤡🤡

Democrat California Gubernatorial candidate Xavier Becerra gives Gavin Newsom an A on homelessness: BECERRA: “On effort, I would give him an A.”

@XavierBecerra Illegals are not “our people”

In California, we’ll continue to provide health care for our people. We’re not backing down in the face of Donald Trump’s massive cuts to Medi-Cal.

@SenMarkKelly George Washington’s “small pox vaccine” also didn’t include formaldehyde, aluminum, mercury, aborted fetal tissue and other heavy metals…

George Washington believed that vaccinating his troops against smallpox was the key to winning the Revolutionary War and our independence. A founding father from 250 years ago had a better understanding of science and military readiness than Pete Hegseth.

@SenMarkKelly Interesting how you pick and choose which of the ideas and rules of governance we should still be implementing from our great founding fathers, should I remind you of other ideas we should still implement??

@6vaughts It’s been almost 4 years when my Dad passed away, I still catch myself picking up the phone to call him, haven’t even deleted his number from it

My dad passed away six weeks ago. How long until I realize I can’t call or text him anymore? I still want to, then I reach for my phone and remember I can’t. Does that ever go away? Not asking for a friend. I’m asking for me.😢

@ShakeLS He got a nice whiff of her neck too 😆

Kate Middleton making an ill advised move to hug this grandpa and he places his hands on her thighs to catch a feel. She very quickly removes his hands, whole scene looking totally uncomfortable.

@sunny66878 Cannot stand this woman, I rarely dislike a housewife this much, but she’s truly awful, vindictive, hateful, jealous pos

This BITCH! She had no issues coming back on S14 after she claimed Louie called her son and threatened him and all the bo dietl stuff! She tried to isolate TRE but that FAILED! She got herself a whole new 50th facelift &nose job! Bitch just take the L you were fired #RHONJ

@ChildrensHD @HHSGov Can you explain what this means??

A new federal court filing just raised the stakes in a contentious, high-profile vaccine lawsuit. In a motion filed today, CHD argued that because @HHSGov rewrote the rules governing the CDC’s ACIP after the court granted the injunction, the original basis for the injunction no longer exists. Read more on The Defender for details: childrenshealthdefense.org/defender/child…