Jason

Keben shouldn’t be anywhere near a Championship first XI

Embarrassing #watfordfc

On this day in 2024… 🗓️ Watford appointed Tom Cleverley as manager! 💛🖤 And he’s been doing brilliantly ever since 👏👏 #WatfordFC

#OnThisDay in 1984 Third Division Plymouth Argyle lost 1-0 to First Division Watford in the FA Cup Semi Final at Villa Park George Reilly scored the only goal to end The Pilgrim's dream. Plymouth so nearly equalised late on 🎙from John Motson

TDB IN THE DERBY!!!

The latest Banksy Elonia would hate it if you share this.

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Fed up with my @GarminUK forerunner 255. On a 50k ultra run today, the hour digit font size on the timer is so small, couldn’t read it on the move. It’s basic functionality. Time to look at @COROSGlobal

So disappointing that @parkrunUK have removed the course records, fast finishers, age graded records, etc. from their website. Whilst not a race, parkrun was established as a 'time trial'. Records provide incentive for many. I worked hard to get on the sub-17 list!

A rubbish decision from @parkrunUK to remove historical records from the website. I’m glad my local parkruns are welcoming to all runners but for some there is an element of competition. Some want to run to beat times.

@englandcricket Abysmal

A big target… But backing the boys to do the business 👊 #EnglandCricket | #CWC23

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Incredible

@RishiSunak Let me guess, you’ll sell the land bought through compulsory purchase cheaply to your donor mates who can then sell it on to developers for huge profits 🤔

1/ I’m cancelling the rest of HS2. In its place we’ll reinvest every penny in hundreds of new transport projects in the North, Midlands, and across the country. That's a £36 billion investment. Every region bar London gets the same or more than under HS2, with quicker results🧵

Not the statement I was expecting! Makes a change for the pozzos to back a manager going through a rough patch.

@GillianKeegan @Conservatives How about addressing the high priorities like underfunding?

We know that mobile phones are a source of distraction and bullying in the classroom Yet, 40% of 14-year-olds report that their lessons were disrupted by phones So today, we’re banning phones in schools The @Conservatives are taking long-term decisions for a brighter future

@RishiSunak @TheSun There is no war on motorists. I’m much more interested in your party’s corruption, poor record with the environment and national debt increasing.

I’m slamming the brakes on the war on motorists - it's as simple as that.