Jason Nellis

Hi friends. I'm done here. Please find me on the threads, the 'gram, the 'tube, etc. at jasonnellis.

@drivelinekyle @maxengelbrekt Damn man. That’s some sick tech.

@pantsboyusa Dammit. That's the line I should have used! 👏

Sir Mix-a-Lot is devastated.

To be fair, my own backend is plenty healthy, thankyew.

Hey @hulu @hulu_support, y'all ok?

@drivelinekyle DUDE that's awesome

@CA_EDD Hey, you all never followed up on this. Still having the same problem.

@CA_EDD "At this time." No, every time. I've tried calling as soon as you open and every five minutes after that for the first hour; your phone system is either broken or unable to handle more than a few calls. Would it be possible to DM to get a number that's direct to someone?

@CA_EDD I’ve tried calling the PFL phone number repeatedly over the last several days, and the message is always that the call volume has maxed out - even when I call first thing in the morning. I need help getting tax documents. I don’t live in California. Please advise.

@lauren_huttner @withpebble Time for a catch up! Let me know how I can help

working really hard to overcome imposter syndrome lately @withpebble has lots of highs and lows constantly reminding myself that current shortcomings don't undermine past successes and past successes don't always define the future ~every project in isolation~

I've gotten really good at warming up TikTok accounts for brands...especially those running a multi-account strategy Like this if you want a guide!

@evanorenstein @fuboTV That’s one way to get acquired

Boy this didn't age well. Nice work @fuboTV!

@heyitsopus On the plus side, I see next year's TikTok meme trend

Remembering that time when I was meeting my then-girlfriend's family for the first time at Thanksgiving, and I stuck edible Googly Eyes on all the food. Shockingly, the relationship did not last.

@lauren_huttner Hawaii

ok so where’s the ideal place to go if I want to escape NYC in February?

@wheezywaiter "If asked, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve," TOO LATE SUCKAH

@jasonnellis 😱

I know it's tempting, but please resist voting for me as a write-in. Chyna's away this week and I'm too busy watching our kiddo to craft a victory speech. I'll be just as happy if you vote for Kamala.

@matt_ansini @austinnotduncan Matt no

@Mike_Haracz No, you know YOUR value.

Know your value.

@oneunderscore__ Gentlemen, this is a Wendy's.

Just letting you know World War III is incoming and we know this because The Simpsons aired a fake series finale. Two Trump guys told me this. Between them they outnumber you when you vote. Have a good night!

@lauren_huttner @withpebble YESSS cannot wait to hear all about it

I don’t give myself enough time to celebrate my accomplishments, so here are 3 good things that happened this month - Moved to NYC and get to live my dream life every single day 🥲 - 2.5x monthly revenue for @withpebble 📈 - Built a new influencer marketing campaign model 🤓

"We're just two guys hitting Wiffle balls badly and yelling 'Good job' at each other," he said. "It's sort of the same energy here at Dreamforce." 💀