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@UTDTrey João Pedro (Chelsea): 15 goals Viktor Gyökeres (Arsenal): 14 goals Hugo Ekitike (Liverpool): 11 goals Benjamin Šeško (Manchester United): 11 goals Liam Delap (Chelsea): 1 goal

Sesko will score more Premier League goals than Gyokeres, Ekitike, Joao Pedro and Delap. Save this tweet and come back to call me a fool in May, 2026 if it doesn’t happen.

@Lea_EFC How is the going at the party?

LETS ALL LAUGH AT ARSENAL 😂😂😂😂😂🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂HOLD THAT MFS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@WelBeast @CFCMods I nominate this guy to tackle all the Arsenal haters

@CFCMods Step 1: man creates hypothetical scenarios in his head Step 2: Man says his hypothetical scenarios in his head are killing him. Step 3: man uses his hypothetical scenarios to insult a team he doesn’t support.

It’s actually killing me how this should have been a PSG vs Barcelona Champions League final in back to back years, do you know how cold that would be? Barcelona just had to be ass.

@FabrizioRomano Bench him.

🚨⚒️ Declan Rice on facing West Ham: “It's a club that gave me everything. Without West Ham, there's no me. I honestly believe that. They gave me a chance when Chelsea didn't”. “A lot of people there really did push me on. Moyes, Bilic, and Pellegrini made me captain. There's loads of good things about that club”. “It's not nice to see the position they are, but it's football and I have a job to do. We're trying to win a Premier League title. May the best team win”

@waluwande Savage

Those eucalyptus trees look older than the maize.

@Nyaburinyauma That house floor is pregnant 😅

@mumiasfinest Tell your uncle to DM me ASAP.

My uncle bought land in early 90s from a single mother who was struggling to pay fees for the children she had. The land was at a prime location near a market my uncle got everything done got the tittle deed and everything. He constructed shops together with rental buildings earlier those years in 2000s. So early this year the kids are all grown have moved to court and are demanding a refund stating that my uncle capitalised on their mother's situation and told the court their mother regrets the decision she ever made. Is their any provision of such? Kama wazazi waliuza shamba unaeza enda kuclaim kupiga refund if it was done ukiwa mdogo.

@EngJosiahLabs @jumaf3 You must be beneciary of that fee hike.

@jumaf3 Misplaced fury. Your government can't fund education, and this forces teachers to raise fees or give least quality education to children, but your problem is the one choosing the former, your heroes the ones former and the goverment not funding education. Congrats!

The Principal of Alliance Girls High School slept with her husband, woke up and increased school fees from 52,000 to over 100,000 and told parents who don't want to take their kids to other "village schools." Did this without any authorization from the Ministry. That woman should go to hell. Khabusie!

@Wanjiru2027 Who is that 1 governor?

Itafika mahali as kenyans we decide to go back to the 8 provinces!! We can no longer carry the burdern of devolved corruption, only 1/47 governors is working wengine ni kuiba pesa kila mahali.

@EricNjiiru Hizi ndo news huwa sielewi. What is going on?

Monday at FKF: ▪️Embattled FKF president Hussein Mohamed jetted out to Canada for this week’s FIFA Congress, accompanied by NEC member Charles Njagi. ▪️FKF secretariat blocked from accessing the office at Kasarani according to Kevin Teya. Staff reportedly working from home. ▪️Mariga and other NEC members presented evidence at the Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission (EACC) and the Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI). ▪️ Sports Dispute Tribunal (SDT) granted a temporary order of injunction restraining Mariga, Robert Macharia, and 10 others from effecting the entire FKF NEC Resolutions as passed last Friday until the Mention date- May 5, 2026. Ahmed Abdi Ahmed moved to the SDT on Monday.

@markgoldbridge F off

Arsenal haven't had a shot on target since half time. Absolutely dreadful way to try and win a league title when goal difference is clearly going to be the factor

@Only1tommo Stfu

Please explain to me why Martin Odegaard would rather pass backwards instead of putting a through ball into Viktor Gyökeres?

@amerix 😅 It's a fantastic world I tell you

These people who go to CHATGPT to generate replies, then copy everything including questions, "Can I write for you a longer version?" are irredeemably stupid. Brain rot.

@IyelolaIge What do you mean you could not read Chinese and all you needed was a snap and then translate Google or any AI tool?

I bought sand from Chinese men and signed a receipt written in Chinese. I was running a construction project and needed sharp sand urgently. Went to the dredging site. Sand being pumped straight from the river in large quantities. I asked who owned the operation. Chinese men bought the land. The river included. Our river. Our sand. Their business. I asked for the price. We agreed. Then they handed me a receipt. Written entirely in Chinese. I said I cannot sign what I cannot read. They said drop the sand and collect your refund. I needed that sand badly. I signed. They released the sand. I sat in my car thinking about this country.

@DrJuma_M Kenyan rats won't buy into this trap.

Rats are easy to Trap.

@Coster_Rama2 @Only1tommo @FabrizioRomano @Adesewa0312 Well you will find out.

@jasontasisio2 @Only1tommo @FabrizioRomano @Adesewa0312 I ain't figuring anything out.

🚨 Mikel Arteta: “Bukayo Saka will be out against Man City”. “He's starting to do some stuff, so let's see that progression, how quickly we can go through it and then wait. But at the moment he’s not available”.

@Coster_Rama2 @Only1tommo @FabrizioRomano @Adesewa0312 You're a good Arsenal fan. You need to figure this out on your own.

@jasontasisio2 @Only1tommo @FabrizioRomano @Adesewa0312 Is he a defender?we literally play with natural 4 center backs at the back

@Only1tommo @FabrizioRomano @Adesewa0312 He doesn't contribute much to our defence, careful what you wish for.

@FabrizioRomano @Adesewa0312 Such a shame man I want Dowman start Sunday instead of Noni

@UTDTrey If Arsenal didn't exist you would be irrelevant.

If Everyone played like Arsenal, football wouldn’t be the best sport in the world

@SejohNation Umeingia mboka sasa.

The KSh6.5 Billion Subsidy is helping the government maintain fuel price stability, sparing citizens from the worst of international market swings. #KenyaStabilisesFuelPrices