Jasper

Hey moon

@akshay__tg @peca_pro @wwarrior_1 my buddy just told me the cops executed the beatles' bodyguard in cold blood. all he wanted to do was play the anvil and they killed him. I am now permanently biased against the police for the rest of my life #acab

@cheesemoneybb @akshay__tg @peca_pro @wwarrior_1 This is literally true btw

it feels like a looney tunes cartoon the way the officer laid his gun down like that i can hear the thought "maybe i shouldn't have told him that in hindsight"

i feel like i'm speaking into the void here

@seanonolennon I think the "irony" comes from people associating this photo with the "imagine no possessions" ivory tower thing when they weren't there yet. The internet would never generalize things incorrectly for a strawman though that would be silly of them!

Many people don’t seem to know what irony is. As the Alanis song should have taught you, ‘rain on your wedding day,’ is NOT actually ironic, it’s just a bummer. But getting married in a divorce court? Now THAT would be ironic. So protesting a war while being in a honeymoon suite with maid service is not irony, it is absurdity, or comedy. To be ironic they would have to have protested the war while driving a tank. Now THAT would’ve been ironic. Thank you.

Woke Halloween be like bobbing for pronouns?!?!?!

@06guay @DaRealComiCross @DoomerCoomer Final area isn’t play tested, multiple enemies that have spells that immediately kill you, talking to NPC’s punishes you (Podunk with the zombie npcs, Snowman with the colds), long empty labyrinths yeah the game is actively not as good despite the “better” story

@jasperfastest @DaRealComiCross @DoomerCoomer It is though? Mother 2 is in the weird middle point where it doesn't know if it wants to be a classic open world rpg or a modern linear rpg and fails at both. Mother 1 did the open world great and Mother 3 did linear great.

no offence but his lightning in a bottle idea was making earthbound but worse

@06guay @DaRealComiCross @DoomerCoomer genuinely larping if you think mother 1 is a better game than 2

@DaRealComiCross @DoomerCoomer Go play the other mother games, those are actually good

@supirorguy @SN_Server @KeionJ05 Not to be pedantic but EarthBound is owned by Itoi (who owns Ape so like you’re not wrong) so really it’s just one guy they’d have to convince in order to let them use the property

@SN_Server @KeionJ05 Kirby is actually an IP completely owned by Nintendo. They just have a sweetheart deal to keep Hal as the exclusive developers. monolith pre buyout and Square Enix on Kingdom Hearts Earthbound however is owned by Ape

I don’t really think licensing for a smash movie would be a huge problem cause it could always just be about the original 12

welcome back cable

@MyAlteredEgo @Steely_Kafka @faqdwidr @Kulambq check out the basslines for nowhere man, penny lane, and with a little help from my friends. the latter two are very good examples of using bass guitar as a contrapuntal instrument

@Steely_Kafka @faqdwidr @Kulambq I guess I haven't really looked at it that way. TikToker Ryan seems quite impressed with the bassline on I Saw Her Standing There. If you're on TikTok, it's interesting to search McCartney bass and see what people are saying.

I've always had this subtle intuition about The Beatles that Piero Scaruffi here articulates.

Getting a fake id to use it as a drivers license

@Beatlespollss Linda literally has a reggae album how would it not be Paul

When I get stoned and eat I take my shirt off like I’m 2 and it’s spaghetti night

Weather channel said we're supposed to get 5-13 inches of snow this weekend. The meteorologist was a man though, so it'll probably be closer to 4.5"

Ned Flanders calls him Sean “Diddly” Combs

RT this if YOU ARE FED UP WITH WAR - Lil B

Stand By Me is the greatest film ever made. The Princess Bride is a close second. Rest in peace to the goat Rob Reiner

In 2026 we’re schmuckmaxxing

I don’t understand how Americans can say the Chinese government spies on its citizens when we literally have this mf