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@PlanetOfMemes You could buy a fleet of Riksha for one Cybercab

You could buy a fleet of Cybercabs for one Ferrari Luce.

I stick with my Plaid 😉 P.S. how can anybody design such an ugly overpriced BEV with no USP.

@FormulaAlonso1 @XFreeze I would test it, but it’s not available

@jaxaping @XFreeze can you now compare 0-60, range, weight etc? Don't be obtuse

Ferrari just finally unveiled its first-ever EV, the "Luce" and it costs an insane $550,000+ for it. It's a 4-door, 5-seater... with a design that is a joke But when you actually look at the math, it's hilarious. Ferrari just spent 5 years of R&D to build a car that gets absolutely crushed by the Model S Plaid... a family sedan Tesla literally *just discontinued* because they’ve already moved on Here's the side-by-side specs comparison: Ferrari Luce (2027) • 0-62 mph: 2.5s • Top Speed: 193 mph • Range: ~330 miles (WLTP) • Price: ~$550,000 Tesla Model S Plaid (2026 - Retired) • 0-60 mph: 1.99s • Top Speed: 200 mph • Range: 359 miles (EPA) • Price: ~$89,990 Legacy auto is completely cooked. Ferrari is trying to sell a half-million-dollar "hypercar" that loses in pure physics to a discontinued Tesla family sedan lol

$TSLA Cybercab finally got “unveiled” and it costs a hilarious ~$30,000… for a 2-seater robotaxi with no steering wheel. But when you actually look at the math, it’s comedy gold 😂 Tesla spent years hyping this thing while a $1,500 Indian e-rickshaw is already out here doing the real work. Here’s the side-by-side: Tesla Cybercab (2026+) • Seating: 2 seats • Price: ~$30,000 USD • Availability: Expected 2026+ E-Rickshaw (CITY LIFE edition) • Seating: 6 seats • Price: ~$1,500 USD • Availability: Available Now Legacy futurism is cooked. Tesla is out here trying to sell a $30k autonomous pod that gets absolutely smoked in practicality by a rickshaw you can buy today for the price of a used scooter 🤣 More seats, less waiting, way cheaper. The people have spoken

@FormulaAlonso1 @XFreeze 3x more seats but 5% of the cost , and available right now!

@jaxaping @XFreeze bold of you to assume Luce production will be long term lol anyways its only slightly better than the the model 3 performance at 60,000 dollars lol

@lessin They are everywhere

Waymo challenge... max you can spot in a row. I will start: 3.

@elonmusk Dude you have 2 models left 🤣 - Chinese cars are blocked in the US.

Product >> Brand

Ich sag ja die Tesla Bubble ist nicht ganz dicht. Nicht wenige in den Kommentaren scheinen zu glauben, dass dies ein echtes Video sei.

@niccruzpatane Dude will lose his hair based on age, before this thing launched for sale without steering wheel 🤣

Just a sign of what's coming, Marques 😂

@trbdrk @MKBHD Cybercab from temu

@MKBHD damn, looks like a plywood prop car

I’ve been in Texas for maybe 10 minutes

@MKBHD @marqueeyour your hair might fall out due age before they drive this thing without steering wheel and sell it 🤣

The steering wheel he is using to steer the Cybercab is only there because of Texas laws. 😉

@elonmusk @anishmoonka You mean into a container?

@anishmoonka Fun while it lasted

A male bee mates for less than 5 seconds in midair. The ejaculation is so explosive you can hear it pop from a few feet away. His body rips in half. He falls dead before hitting the ground. And he is one of the lucky males in the hive. When a male bee, called a drone, chases down a queen mid-flight at speeds of 22 miles per hour, his entire reproductive organ turns inside out. The pressure required for this comes from nearly all the blood in his body, which rushes downward to force the organ outward like a spring. The semen fires into the queen with so much force it makes the audible pop. The organ then snaps off and stays lodged inside her like a cork. As he flips backward off her body, his abdomen rips open. The next drone waiting his turn has to physically yank out the dead male's cork before he can mate. The same thing then happens to him. The queen does this 12 to 20 times in a single afternoon. She flies up to a spot in the sky that beekeepers call a drone congregation area. Picture an invisible meeting point about 50 to 130 feet above the ground where up to 11,000 male bees from as many as 240 different hives are hovering, waiting for her. These spots stay in the exact same locations year after year, sometimes for over a decade. No one fully understands how brand new drones, born only weeks earlier, find them. By the end of her mating run, the queen has collected around 100 million sperm cells. She keeps only 5 to 6 million in a tiny internal storage organ that keeps them alive for years. From that supply, she uses just two sperm cells per egg for the rest of her life, laying up to 2,000 eggs a day for 2 to 7 years. After that one afternoon in the sky, she will never mate again. A 2019 study from UC Riverside, the University of Copenhagen, and the University of Western Australia found that bee semen contains toxic proteins that temporarily blind the queen by interfering with how vision genes function in her brain. If she can't see well, she can't fly out again to mate with more males. Their semen also carries a separate protein that attacks and kills sperm cells from rival drones still inside her. The males keep competing long after every one of them is dead. The 99.9% of drones who never get to mate have it worse. As autumn arrives, the female worker bees in the hive stop feeding their brothers, then drag them out of the entrance after biting off their wings. The drones can't fly back in. They starve or freeze in the grass within days. The colony raises a fresh batch of disposable males the next spring, and the whole cycle starts over.

@RobotaxiTX @cb_doge @grok Leo has 1gig Starlink feels like a modem this days

@jaxaping @cb_doge @grok Starlink is so much better than cell coverage, airport WiFi or any other airplane WiFi. It’s fucking awesome. Made me get starlink for my house

Starlink vs. Regular In-Flight WiFi I tested in-flight WiFi on two airlines in the last 24 hours. Qatar Airways (Starlink): 165 Mbps American Airlines ( No Starlink): 30 Mbps The difference was not just speed. Starlink felt like home internet in the sky - fast, stable, and usable throughout the journey. The other one had poor speeds, frequent disconnections, and dead zones. At this point, it’s a no-brainer: Every airline needs Starlink.

@brockpierson X

Which app ruined society the most?

@ICannot_Enough Dude has 2 models while any other brands has like 20+ 🤣

2 years ago: "Elon destroyed the Tesla brand globally! It'll never recover!" Today: #1 selling EV in California: Tesla Model Y #1 selling EV in the U.S.: Tesla Model Y #1 selling EV in Europe: Tesla Model Y #1 selling EV in China: Tesla Model Y

@wholemars I would say unsupervised, but we all know that’s still put a few years

What’s your most wanted Tesla feature request for the next software update?

@cb_doge Doesn’t Amazon Leo 1 Gbps? While Starlink is only 150 Mbps?