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@wobblymami There was once a touring show in Australia callled puppetry of the penis, pretty sure the feat was achieved live in front of people lol

I wonder if anybody has ever been able to tie their dick and balls in a knot

@LouiChristopher I got debanked in the middle of covid with zero explanation lol

What I have just gone through this morning with CBA is disgusting. Absolute despicable, Orwelian stuff. Driven by Austrac. austrac.gov.au Just out of the blue, the bank sent me the enclosed email and demanded to know: 1) How I have built up my wealth? 2) Why have I made cash withdrawals? 3) If I am holding cash at home, why? 4) Why did I make certain transactions to third parties. I called the bank and it was true. They were going to suspend all my accounts this week if I didnt tell them the answers to the above questions. Said Austrac gave them the authority to do that.

@StokersPoker @ROFLshove This x100! If you take anything for the team, this is the one 🙌🏼

@ROFLshove Most importantly is finding an adjusted sleep schedule for you and momma and baby. 2-3hrs with a rotation of who stays in bear and who gets up to be the parent at 3:30am. Be balanced she will want to do it mostly but do insist on taking over for her rest. Congrats Brother!

Parents what are your best tips for an expectant father. Both at first when baby is born and following weeks + In the long run what served you well? Happy to listen to all advice trying to be the best dad I can be over here.

@samstrades Will be interesting to see how agents handle the process and also if there’s some mass fire sales of stuff purchased on the wrong side of the law…

@jay75630358 yep, there are new laws coming in 2026, strict AML laws like USA, UK

'Australia’s financial crime watchdog has for the first time revealed a A$750 million ($460 million) property splurge linked to international fugitives, showing just how attractive local real estate has become for the criminal set' #ausbiz #fraud bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@TheBradOwen @YouTube @YouTubeCreators Someone at YouTube watched you 3 barrel bluff seven deuce again Bradley…

Hey @YouTube @YouTubeCreators I've had about 30+ of my videos become age restricted incorrectly, which nukes the views. I've appealed them and won some of the appeals, but the ones I lose, I get the message saying "Content that shows harmful or dangerous activities that risk serious physical harm may be age-restricted if it's not appropriate for all audiences." I run a poker channel and there's no dangerous activities that risk serious physical harm. On other ones I see it incorrectly say that I have profanity in the titles like in my most recent video: youtube.com/watch?v=-nZ3lW… I have no profanity in any titles and little to none in each video. Please help me out, and don't just say you're going to look into it, then never get back to me.

@WSOP Not sure how much shame would be involved in a million dollar buy in game tbh

@Pensive_Parent @MRobertsQLD @Peter_Fitz As my father once told me, Peter’s a cockhead.

@MRobertsQLD @Peter_Fitz He won't answer you...Peter enjoys delivering non-sequitur remarks for click bait as this is his last grasp to celebrity, without a single care for his country or fellow man.

And just remember: “Just because they diagnose you as paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re NOT out to get you!”

@RealKidPoker Currently blaming white women from the suburbs, literally.

I literally never ever watch MSNBC and don’t even have the channel, but I’m genuinely curious how they are handling a potential landslide and who they will blame.

@Chris_D_Brewer Just post for your own encouragement and accountability 👊🏼

I am peak heavy and out of shape. Booked a running bet for January and just started training yesterday. Would anyone be interested in me posting workouts/training as I get back into shape (it may be ugly lol).

@DC_Draino Ironically, he is an American idiot after all…

Time to Boycott Green Day Utter trash

@jay75630358 really? i think on domain's website one can filter the prices even if hidden and prices can be published on some real estate data providers, but it then becomes a wild goose chase

Withheld price, many sellers are doing this to hide inconvenient facts, around 15-25% of properties I'm looking at are withheld sold price 21 Powlett Street Sunbury, VIC 3429 #ausbiz #Victoria

@PaulineHansonOz Penny Wongs voice over has me DeD 😂

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@theficouple They couldn’t afford to split and survive, now they can sell and buy smaller elsewhere.

Divorce rates amongst people aged 50+ in 1990 was 8.7% By 2019 that number grew to 36%. Why do you think this is?

@roblabonne Construction

What does the wealthiest person you know do for work?

@patty_fi @Cobratate @blknoiz06 @inversebrah

@Cobratate @blknoiz06 sounds soft Loser sucks off caitlyn jenner

It’s my cycle bitch @blknoiz06 Let’s box. I will fight with one hand. Loser donates 10m to a coin of the winners choice.

@TomPlayford3 @RBASHAGGER Depends on your view of the world.

@RBASHAGGER Speaking as someone who doesn't live in Sydney, is Mt Druitt really that bad?

With 20 or so years of hard work, you too can live the Sydney dream and come up with a $200k deposit to live 42 kilometers west of Sydney’s CBD and be recognized as a property owner.

@CryptoHarry_ Study poker, you’ll probably make friends there and if your analytically decent, probably be successful too. Just play tourneys over cash games and it won’t destroy you $$$

Never used to believe the people that told me "Money doesn't buy happiness", but I've gotta say, they're so right. Financially free and able to do whatever I desire, yet here I am, as unhappy as I've ever been. Yesterday I went to a concert, and sure I had fun, but about halfway through the concert, the artist said: "I wanna thank you all for coming out, and I wanna remind you all to spread the love with those around you, so whoever it is you came with, your friends, your family, your colleagues, your partner, give them a hug, right now, give them a hug" So that's what everyone did, hugs all around, everyone happy. Everyone hugged someone, other than me, I went alone, so I just stood there. Let's just say it really triggered something in me. I realised I've become content with living a life of loneliness, not really sure when it started, and not really sure when it'll end, or how to fix it. Guess this is just a reminder, don't give up your friends in the pursuit of money or fame or whatever else you may be after.

@blknoiz06 Every cycle needs a villain, congratulations my guy 🤝

how in the hell are yall also mad at me