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and the 'worst song of the year' (pitchfork) with customary wittering (no, autocorrect, not whitening) on. youtube.com/watch?v=pvNRpj…

@BrianOake I’m not a fighter and I’m barely a lover

@VoxPVoxD Like 8 seconds

@MRIchalk Prequels were good. The matrix sequels were no worse than the original matrix. Iron fist is bad unless they did the interdimensional karate tournament. Then its good

I have a mild allergy to landfood

i'm not punk and i'm telling everyone

BERT AND THE ERNIE EXCELLENT TAG TEAM

HELP ME PLEASE. COORS FIELD NEEDS AN ORGANIST

9 yo me: wow I love my public library yes I’d like to check out 14 novels that are above my reading level. Be back next week Me now: wow I love my public library yes I would like to check out one—I believe it’s called a Bööke? I will be back in 3-5 business months

@DuncanClair Cried this morning listening to Barret's Privateers by Stan Rogers

I search Toronto's green spaces for weird berries to eat

Had a dream that i went to a jays game and roger clemens came out of retirement for the game. He pitched three innings from a lawn chair

Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana, whispering at 3am in the morning: i'm r i p e Banana at 8am that morning: HAHAHA I'M ROTTEN BOOOOOOOOY, WELCOME TO BROWN TOWN.

@VoxPVoxD Hot for teacher

Best van halen song: Intruder

@DinkMagic I went to my first toronto thread one recently and it was a lot of fun. Thanks for listening

@Iwasenglish WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN

@DamnDirtyGrapes @kathbarbadoro I am closing my eyes imaging the emmy for best apple being draped around the orange's juicy shoulders, while they executive director of the emmys, vyachaslav emmy, claps so hard he does permanent nerve damage. The apples are outraged, but deep down they know this is justice

@jay_zimmz @kathbarbadoro Imagine if oranges were part of the nominees for 'best apple'.

@DamnDirtyGrapes @kathbarbadoro Also they should stop giving out awards to apples

@DamnDirtyGrapes @kathbarbadoro Theyd win next question