Jayant Yadav

@In_Sane_Saint Kha se late ho ye bakwas 😂

You are either a Zepto, Ola, Vodafone, Flipkart person or a BlinkIt, Uber, Airtel, Amazon person.

@DealBeeOfficial I haven't. Pincode 123401

Is this rolling in phases? Got many replies that they didn't receive any such alert... 🤔

@CreeCoder @nikitabier using Gemini? Why not grok ?

RIP MrBeast

@AjayKumaarJi Good for you dude. Enjoy.

“₹4000 more… or trusting myself?” I had been thinking about buying a new fridge for days. The old one at home had started giving problems again and again… and honestly, it was getting frustrating. One day while scrolling online, I found good fridge priced at ₹12,499. I instantly felt, “This is the one.” But I’m not someone who likes buying things without seeing them. I wanted to check it in person… just for peace of mind. So the next day, I went to a nearby store. The same fridge was right there… and I liked it the moment I saw it. I asked the shopkeeper, “Bhaiya, what’s the price?” He replied, “₹16,499.” I went silent for a moment… “₹4000 more… just like that?” I tried to explain politely, “It’s ₹12,499 online… you can take ₹700–₹800 extra, but why such a big difference?” He said plainly, “Sir, I can reduce ₹500. Rest is your choice.” At that moment, I was stuck between two thoughts One said, “Buy it here, at least it feels reliable…” The other said, “Paying this much extra doesn’t make sense…” I stepped out of the shop… took out my phone… and just stared at the screen for a while. Then I made a decision. I ordered the fridge online. A few days later, when it arrived everything was perfect… exactly as I had expected. That day, I didn’t just get a fridge… I got the confidence to trust my own decisions

@JU5TLUI5 @forallcurious Shutup

@forallcurious See how there was a creator behind these solar cells? They didn’t magically evolve. As humans, we also were created by a creator, God the Father.

🚨: Scientists just created a solar cell that converts 47% of sunlight into electricity─ shattering energy records ever set

10 lbs ≠ 3 kgs 👎🏻

@ssrhari22 @ABXD_DC Invalidated

@ABXD_DC How bro ? Lets see if that 19 over thing happen or not

Script leaked for Dc vs Rr -Dc will win the toss and bowl first -RR will score 200+ -Dc will chase it in 19 overs -Kl and Starc will perform well -Parag and Burger will perform well

@monali_dambre I tried to make my gf watch it. She is unimpressed. At this rate I might need a new gf

Making someone watch The Office is such a great experience. You're like, I promise I have good taste, just get through the first two seasons. I know Michael is unbearable, I’m sorry. Just stay. And then they call you when Jim and Pam get married, like this is the greatest love story ever. And you say this is the third-best love story in the show. The top two haven’t even started for you yet.

What do we call them now? RealOne? OneMe ? RealPlus? OneReal? @oneplus @realmeIndia

The Boys craze is real 🤣🙏

I asked my friend how she got such strong abs and she said "weighted planks". Today I found out what she means by that 😂

@rvasisht This kid started crying instantly lol. Clever kid. Must've trained his parents same way to get stuff.

Here is something that a cricket administrator from a different country told me. These guys have legal clause that they can't give autographs unless authorised by the board/sponsors etc. It's all about the money, rights etc. Their autographs are monetised by a legal agreement. Even if they do in circumstances where they can't be seen refusing, their autograph is not worth even the piece of paper on which they signed. They simply scribble some nonsense. This the administrator told me as a friend when I asked him to get me a autograph, saying he would give me a vantage seating pass but not a autograph that's fake.

@jamesonhaslam I'm 70kgs. I will do 40-50 or more till I collapse.

gotta be leg press, right?

@parmita I hope you achieve what you're talking about.

❤️

@Rushu_Tushu How is the product actually though?

Flipkart should take action against companies that buy fake reviews. Recently ordered a set of knives based on good reviews from an unknown brand from Flipkart. When I opened the package, there was a coupon saying: “You’re our 1000th customer! Leave a 4 or 5 star rating and get 100% cashback.” That’s when it clicked, most of those reviews are influenced by such tricks. Flipkart is big enough company to know about these misleading tactics, yet no action is taken. At this point, people will start thinking twice before trusting reviews at all.

@charvispeaks I know an organ harvestor when I see one.

anyone in gurgaon wanna hang out at ambience today? complimentary i’ll give you a tour of amazon office

@depressionlesss Once my cat brought a live tailless lizard in his mouth and droped in front of my mom. She freaked out and started screaming for help 😭

Cats bringing gifts to their owners after hunting 🤣

Los cuidadores del zoológico de Chapultepec llevan cuatro meses intentando atrapar a un gato naranja que se mete al recinto del tigre de Bengala a robarle la comida y el gato siempre gana. 😹🐾 Nadie sabe por dónde entra, nadie sabe a qué hora llega, pero la cámara del recinto lo graba tres o cuatro veces por semana apareciendo de la nada junto a la charola de carne cruda justo cuando el tigre se queda dormido después de comer la mitad. 😹 El gato pesa como cuatro kilos, el tigre pesa trescientos y el gato come de su plato como si le estuviera haciendo un favor. La primera vez que el tigre despertó y lo vio se quedó mirándolo con una confusión que según los cuidadores nunca le habían visto en seis años, como si no pudiera procesar que algo de ese tamaño tuviera ese nivel de atrevimiento. 😹😹 Intentaron cerrar los huecos de la reja pero el naranja encontró otro, pusieron trampa con atún y el gato se comió el atún y siguió de largo al recinto, le cambiaron el horario de comida al tigre y el gato también cambió el suyo. 🐾💛 Un cuidador que lleva veinte años ahí dice que en todo ese tiempo nunca vio a un animal entrar voluntariamente al espacio de un depredador tres veces más grande y salir caminando tranquilo con la panza llena. El tigre ya ni se levanta cuando lo ve, solo abre un ojo, lo mira comer, y vuelve a dormir como quien aceptó que hay batallas que no vale la pena pelear aunque las puedas ganar. 😹💛 El naranja sigue invicto y los cuidadores ya le pusieron nombre en el registro interno aunque oficialmente no existe. 😹

he looked everywhere to make sure no one's watching 😂