jay the dortmunder stan

Find me at jaybertx@mastodon.beer Cheers and peace out, Twitter. 🍻✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽

Friends: cheers! Enjoy this hellscsape if you’re still here but I’m out 👋🏽✌🏽

@bubbaprog East coast bias!

USC-UCLA being a night game is an abomination

@BeersWithAndres Grade A, World Class, 10/10 take. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Festbier! 🤤🤤🤤 #novemberfest

Decided - “Fuck it, this website is dying, I’m just gonna post a pic of my dirty ass glass” to which my glass replied “guess again, sucka!!!”

@ericloechle @RachelFey @darth @StevenTDennis Same! 🤣🤣🤣

@RachelFey @darth @StevenTDennis What's the deal with that?

Please send puppy pics & videos. I could really use some right now. Thanks in advance.

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Tom Brady explaining to FTX account holders what happened to their money.

@JennyJohnsonHi5 What if you get snapped away before tomorrow??? Now is the time.

I was gonna save Endgame for tomorrow, but now… I’m gonna take a sad walk, will decide based on the results when I get back.

MARVEL MOVIE WATCHING DAY! I’m about to start ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ for my Marvel writing gig. I’ll be live tweeting on this here thread. Let’s gooooo!!! @GQMagazine

@BN9 How was he “found” with a box cutter? Did he start breaking down boxes mid-flight or ?

A Frontier Airlines flight that was headed for Tampa made an emergency landing Friday night after a passenger was found with a box cutter. A second box cutter was found in his carry-on bag, according to the Transportation Security Administration (TSA). baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/…

When Italian Pils is on the menu… 🤤🤤🤤

@Chris_Krenn Doug Martin? 😜

Rudolfs Balcers will wear number 22 for the #Bolts. Who can tell me the 12 other players in TBL history to wear 22? 🤔

🚨 Stranger Things Giveaway Time 🚨 Want to win this rad #StrangerThings Vecna shirt? Retweet to enter the raffle and be sure to follow us (@candy_ent). Entries close on Mon. Nov 14 at 11:59pm ET. Good luck, nerds!

@MattPaulson28 @VSPC @VISITFLORIDA That’s amazing!

Milky Way Moonset from Pass-a-Grille Beach #StormHour

@JoelBrews I saw it in IMAX and I kept adjusting my glasses because there was a softness to some of the scenes that was bothersome. The fights were uninspired. I thought it was a bit of a mess overall. I also went on opening night to get atmosphere and the atmosphere was… elsewhere.

@JoelBrews Glad it wasn’t just me…..

Let’s gooooooo #WakandaForever