Jaydwin**

@ScrewlyG Never again, that shirt is too risky

I don’t like drunk pssy wym “did we fck last night”???? Bitch stop playing wit me

I told everyone trading would make me financially free in a year. Took me almost five years just to become consistently profitable. Social media completely ruined my expectations at the start.

@tradertheory Phone

Your laptop becomes an ATM once you master the charts.

He replaced Ashley Cole at LB and then went on to replace Ivanovic at RB, a true definition of versatility. You'll always be one of my favourite Chelsea players ever, Azpi 👏🏾💙

@msiziworld So how tf did you get into uni?

High school: 77%; 64%; 70%; 82% University: 19%; 2%; 35%; 50% 💔😭

I know Thomas Tuchel is trying to get revenge on England for what they did to Roman Abramovich, but I just can’t prove it

@_Honeyyyglowww_ Devilish way to break up with someone

Call him ka 3am and moan.Then switch off your phone🤭.

7 finals lost in a row in England since 2019, but 6 out of 6 finals won outside of England. You’re never going to believe the reason why.

@Captainib_ Are you winning?

What sentence immediately tells you someone knows nothing about trading

i like using twitter because none of my friends use it

@WolffHVLines 🙆🤣

They’re feeding her Morvite and she’s enjoying it but her next nigga must buy sushi.💔

sending me on an errand that needs constant communication, then the second i get there you suddenly stop picking up my calls.

"If trading works, everyone would do it" The gym works, but look around you.

@muzy747 @Ryan_Bubear @CarsSouthAfrica Muzi come on you know that's incorrect especially from a sales point of view

@Ryan_Bubear @CarsSouthAfrica Ranger is the best bakkie, full stop!🙂

🇿🇦 South Africa's double-cab bakkie race: Q1 2026 leaderboard revealed... 🥇 Ranger (5 140 units) leads DC sales 🥇 Hilux rules the single-cab segment 👉 Full report here: cars.co.za/motoring-news/…

@sodiqSZN Joo🤣

"you used me" But you were on top

@Bluelov21790224 Gotta make sure the mag is empty

@KabeloMusic @heavendez But you can go bigger

@heavendez Thats impossible, times change so you won’t ever have the same impact on people, EVER.

This is correct , you cannot be making music you made 10 years ago bro. You are not connected like that to streets or culture anymore, and if forced it will be inauthentic. You can’t say please make another Gugulethu, Fetch Your Life, Banomoya or Charlotte, THOSE DAYS ARE OVER! x.com/media_marc7589…

@oedmonlucas Hade boi

I called my girlfriend at 2am today, and she was on another call🙌😂😂

@refiloe_karabo Bro🙌

Y’all remember when Nicki Minaj’s anaconda was the most explicit video on the internet 🙆🏽‍♀️🤣🤣🤣we were so innocent back then 😂😂

@zynnitta_true Well if you're asking so nicely

Gents we as Ladies don’t like it when you sleep after sex. Talk to us, cuddle.. tell us lies man