Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️

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@CraigMahoney Can’t wait for the community to fix my toilet seat cover and water pressure problem 🥰

It’s loving the fish girl hours youtube.com/watch?v=wDflro…

for every time i think wouldn't it be nice we if we lived together, is a time I'm listening to club at 9:32am

the Pope quoting The Lord of the Rings!!!!!!! I feel so alive!!!!

Gym closes at 2p and I spilled 3/4 of my coffee and let me just say boys I am on one

fucking constitutionally

If I were the one bookstore in downtown Queens would simply sell less candles to make room for some Shakespeare

woke up from my third (3rd) nap of the weekend to hear Aaron Judge walk it off. Hot Dog, more like hot diggity dog!

Shakespeare Summer #Fifdom open.substack.com/pub/fifthcolum…

ama

In a lynchian dream state while running bc I can’t breathe through the pollen

Will someone text me and remind me to go to a piercer and replace my missing earring

Leaving early for the first time ever

Defeated by a two hour rain delay and a loooong seventh inning

Fuck it radio feed at the game

My hot take is that “benches become men” is actually a bar

@MattWelch At no point could I have guessed the next work in that sentence

what

Date tonight got cancelled so I’m gonna go to the local art supply store and buy materials to paint over the skirt and little girl legs on my cover of Lolita. A little gift to Vlad, as thanks for the amazing literature.

Guys nobody panic but there’s a hot girl at the gym I’ve never seen before