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Those nigerian skits are always so below average. You need to have an IQ below see level to find them interesting.

If people make the mistake of not voting him out, we will discover that rock bottom has underground parking.

adding "😂😂😂" to the message so the low IQ babe will not pick offense >>>>>>>>>

hio hate ya huyo dem wa bangi ni forced....huyo hananga ubaya na mtu,,,just living her life.

Kindly retweet widely 🙏

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

Itajipa lakini yangu itachukua muda kiasi ju najitegemea from scratch but i assure you we'll meet at the top

So today I walked to @KeEquityBank Kilimani branch to open a Junior Savings account. Ticketed to Teller 11, met a young but FAT man who gave me 2 booklets to fill for account opening. After all that que and patience of upto an HOUR, this guy tells me that the birth certificate of child is not original. NO! I said —it’s ORIGINAL. It was just laminated. This guy didn’t listen to me bwana. Where do you want me to get an Original one because it’s the government that issued this one. Then he calls colleague and tells her with lower voice that “this guy was to open a junior savings account but I’m lost how to do it and the child’s certificate looks not Original” I immediately picked my documents and left —DISAPPOINTED. How the hell did this fat guy get there. UNFAT first.💔

Kwa hivo dem kupeana nje mara moja while in marriage sio vibaya? That husband must be sick, mimi heri nipigane Afghanistan lakni nisikupate kwa nyumba

You need to liberate yourself from the mindset that you have to "suffer" to make money

Avoid arguing with people who choose to misunderstand you. Some don’t want clarity, they just want a conflict. Explaining yourself to them is wasted energy.

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Today is the last day of mass voter registration kama hauko kadi kindly make sure umeregister leo

Akikusetia doggy alafu uone gazeti kwa haga ikisema deadline ya voters registration ni 28th 😂

@ephraimnjegafan Kwani you people don't know about my safaricom app? That's the best app to ever exist .... everything in one app

Safaricom should just have copied the MyAirtel App idea for their MyOneApp app. The MyAirtel app combines both telco and financial services in one very simple and clean interface.

Seems like the developers of the kra portal really need proper beating.... like wth is that. A whole government portal with just basic html .... I mean wtf🤔🤔

Missing Person Alert 🚨 David Kibe Thige of Kwa Wanjiku, Laikipia, has been missing since Monday, April 20, last seen in Nyahururu. His phone is off and family is worried. Any info, please call: 0756802611 / 0720046478 Please share 🙏

JUST IN 🚨 Bunge la Mwananchi Githurai President Wanjohi has reportedly been abducted in Kahawa Sukari by unknown individuals driving three Subaru vehicles. This brazen act cannot be ignored. RETWEET WIDELY!!

The most honest thing you can do in any relationship is to state what you need instead of punishing someone for not guessing it. Most resentment is simply the result of unspoken expectations with a long fuse. Say the thing. Resentment is what happens when you don't

Guys!!! 😂😂😂😂 Remember my boss who refused to pay people??? Guess what!? Maajabu!!