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HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE 🫨 Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to break the 2-hour barrier in official race conditions, storming to a historic 1:59:30‼️ @KejelchaYomif, on his marathon debut, also breaks 2 hours with a stunning 1:59:41 and @jacobkiplimo2 clocks 2:00:28, also faster than the previous world record 😤

Whoever lied to Africans that playing golf is a measure of success did a good job.

BREAKING: Kenya's Court of Appeal rules that abortion violates the child's right to life and overturns the decision of a rogue judge who had tried to legalise abortion! This is a HUGE win in one of Africa's biggest legal cases ever. Congratulations Kenya!

@_falsi1ke I did in 2022 but I am not mentioning ndio wakenya msilete kelele yenyu huku.

If you had to relocate within Africa for peace of mind, where would you choose?

@ShehuSani Where is the lie?

Ruto is mocking the English of the Country with a Nobel Prize for literature winner.The Nation of Achebe and Chimamanda.

Kenya has been ranked top globally in AI use, according to the Global World Overview April 2026 survey. The top countries include: — Kenya — UAE — Indonesia — Egypt — Philippines — Malaysia — Vietnam — Brazil — South Africa — Nigeria

Healing starts at accepting. Mr. William Samoei Ruto concedes that he doesn't need a vote from Mt. Kenya. Over to you the rest of Kenya, msituangushe.

"Those criticising and mocking me would still choose to work with me if given the chance. Fellow Kenyans, grant me another term to continue serving you."~ President Ruto

America forcing Tik Tok to be American owned is a national security exercise but South Africa forcing Starlink to be South African owned is backwards. Make it make sense

@Zemedeneh Very misleading figures.

Of the world's 100 biggest economies in 2026, 13 are in Sub-Saharan Africa with a total GDP of approx. $7.0 trillion. Here’s their global ranking and GDP size: 19. 🇳🇬 Nigeria - $2.39 Trillion 33. 🇿🇦 South Africa - $1.06 Trillion 53. 🇪🇹 Ethiopia - $530.8 Billion 59. 🇰🇪 Kenya - $430.3 Billion 60. 🇦🇴 Angola - $417.2 Billion 65. 🇹🇿 Tanzania - $317.9 Billion 67. 🇬🇭 Ghana - $314.6 Billion 70. 🇨🇮 Côte d'Ivoire - $289.1 Billion 79. 🇨🇩 DR Congo - $225.5 Billion 82. 🇺🇬 Uganda - $205.3 Billion 85. 🇨🇲 Cameroon - $183.3 Billion 92. 🇿🇼 Zimbabwe - $144.9 Billion 94. 🇸🇩 Sudan - $135.9 Billion Reference: China is the largest economy in the world followed by the U.S. and India (see graph). Note: GDP Figures Based on PPP (Purchasing Power Parity) Source: IMF via @VoronoiApp by @VisualCap

Ruto to Uhuru Kenyatta: Yale Ulisema ni Yako lakini yale Yatafanyika ni Mapenzi ya Mungu.

@Abdikarindahirr Good man indeed

Yoweri Museveni made specific reference to the Somali community in Uganda has said, When we went to Somalia, the Somali community in Uganda called us “kafir.”(disbeliever) He responded by saying, “Yes, we are kafir, but this is our land. If you do not want to live in this Christian land, then go to Pakistan. This is our land, and if you bring trouble, we will deal with you. If you are looking for an Islamic country, go to Islamic country. #Uganda #Somalia

@Mbithe_Mulinge Good job IEBC

IEBC should stop joking about serious matters.🤔

Ghana becomes the first African country to integrate payment into its Citizens' Identity Card, ditching US-based payment giants Visa and Mastercard in Africa. #KBCniYetu ^PM

Imagine playing against Lionel Messi… and still lining up after the match for his autograph. Respect. 🐐

@beauti_animals My country😍

📍Diani Beach, Mombasa, Kenya 🇰🇪

@thekenyatimes True

Health CS Aden Duale says Kenya has the second best health care system in Africa. Do you agree with him?

🚨BREAKING! 💣 Arsenal and Atlético Madrid have agreed a deal worth £100m for Julián Alvarez. 🇦🇷

@calvinokello4 Today is April Fools' Day. Phew.

What about the people of Luo Nyanza?