THE everything bagel

@ihatethiskid I am no one.

People who are on Do Not Disturb 24/7 who the fuck do you think you are?

The night before Lonn Hartman's body was found hanging out of his tent, the 37-year-old had sent a text message to his family that he did not feel safe. The next morning, he had lacerations near his neck and had lost several pints of blood. fox2detroit.com/news/blissfest…

Please share yall. They tryna say he attempted to “decapitate” himself. Covering it all up. Justice for Lonn

The night before Lonn Hartman's body was found hanging out of his tent, the 37-year-old had sent a text message to his family that he did not feel safe. he was the victim of a hate crime.

Lonn Hartman, nearly decapitated while resting in his tent at a music event. Idc what any one says who tries to say this is an isolated incident, this is WAR, and if those Black people who were found hanging doesn't convince you, then stay tf away from me, you're an accomplice!

@MichStatePolice disgusting. Lon Hartman’s head was just about cut off and you all are doing NOTHING? Launch an investigation!

JUSTICE FOR LONN HARTMAN! @michstatepolice you better get involved to resolve this!!!!

@mattrife I’m really convinced no scene can ever surprise and halt my existence the way that one did. Like how is the air on my end of the tv so thick and eerie right now?

I’m 15 years late, but I’m finally watching Game of Thrones… … i just finished Episode 9 of Season 3 and WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!? WHYYYYYY

Booking a gig DURING a gig is so satisfying. Spend dat shit love

@gia2i Erm….. you mustn’t know that 3 is not a lot of tries in that field 🤣🤣🤣🤣 come back when it’s 50 rejections.

I be so confused when somebody I was SURE followed me at one point, suddenly follows me again…. What you want now!!???

Because this is a dancer body not a gym body.

@Leftoutttt @1jevfw Bitch 🤣

@1jevfw Well sorry I’m a dude so idk

wtf……

Nah, if you cook too good, you gotta pay me in food for my favors. Keep yo money chef

A hater just always loses, idc. To be bothered by someone’s joy or success- yes lame as thee fuck.

@heyyitsjanea Jokes on you, I just say the name of a coworker I don’t like 🤷🏾‍♀️

i had to find the tiktok i’m on your family’s side 🤣😭

Omg yall be working them platform sandals whew

@Dabombbestmari Only if they will kill you

Yall think men be making fake pages and stalking us? I do😂

@Demo4fhs Eh, I don’t need to glare, the faster you get out my face, the faster the tipper will appear. So just go lol.

The guilt of hitting “No tip” on a screen while the employee watches you is one of the most uniquely American experiences of the last five years. It sometimes feels like those screens were designed to make saying no uncomfortable.