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Junaid Ali Yousafzai

@jayousafzai008

History whispers. Economics roars. I translate both. 📊 Pakhtun | Economist | Lecturer From Khyber's peaks to restless capitals. I find what others miss

Islamabad, Pakistan Katılım Mart 2016
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Junaid Ali Yousafzai
Junaid Ali Yousafzai@jayousafzai008·
Norway didn’t give him a trophy, so he threatened to invade Greenland, because nothing screams “I deserve the Peace Prize” like threatening a war over not getting a Peace Prize. The man literally received someone else’s Nobel medal as a gift and STILL wanted his own, which is the geopolitical equivalent of stealing a participation trophy and then demanding first place. He stopped “8 Wars PLUS” (the PLUS being classified information apparently), yet somehow the Nobel Committee remained unconvinced that extortion is a peace strategy.
Boulet De Canon Nucléaire 🇫🇷@AudeJavel79

Fou rire au parlement danois quand Trump exige dans une lettre de recevoir le prix Nobel de la paix pour avoir protégé le Groenland de la Chine et de la Russie.

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Junaid Ali Yousafzai
Junaid Ali Yousafzai@jayousafzai008·
A Prime Minister who bypassed cabinet secretary advice, then declared due process was followed before Parliament, has not merely erred, but deliberately deceived the highest democratic institution in the land. This is no administrative oversight; this is a calculated untruth, delivered with full awareness of its constitutional weight. The office demands an unimpeachable commitment to parliamentary truth, a standard not merely breached, but apparently abandoned before the appointment was even announced. Resignation is not a political option to be managed, it is the only honourable conclusion remaining.
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Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan@piersmorgan·
Wow. So not only was ‘due process’ NOT followed as the Prime Minister stated in Parliament, but he deliberately ignored his own cabinet secretary’s advice to have Mandelson security cleared before announcing. Starmer lied. He has to go.
Sam Coates Sky@SamCoatesSky

🔥NEW - buried in the bundle of documents from the Humble Address Keir Starmer was advised by the cabinet secretary Simon Case to do security clearance BEFORE appointment but ignored the suggestion. Case said (If you want a political appointment) "you should give us the name of the person you would like to appoint and we will develop a plan for them to acquire the necessary security clearances and do due diligence on any potential Conflicts of Interest or other issues of which you should be aware *before* confirming you choice" Which feels quite material .....

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Junaid Ali Yousafzai
Junaid Ali Yousafzai@jayousafzai008·
Society eloquently champions the elderly as reservoirs of wisdom, then promptly warehouses them in facilities where Tuesday bingo passes for cultural enrichment. Gratitude flows generously in speeches, yet somehow evaporates when pension budgets and family schedules are concerned. The wisdom of a people, it appears, is warmly celebrated, until it actually needs to be listened to. Reverence, it turns out, is considerably cheaper than respect.
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Pope Leo XIV
Pope Leo XIV@Pontifex·
The care of the weakest is a very important sign of the quality of the social life of a nation. Let us remember that the elderly are in need of assistance, but first and foremost need to be listened to, because they preserve the wisdom of a people. We owe them gratitude, because they have faced great difficulties for the good of the community. #ApostolicJourney #Angola
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Junaid Ali Yousafzai
Junaid Ali Yousafzai@jayousafzai008·
While Punjab’s aquaculture ambition deserves acknowledgment, celebrating provincial progress rings hollow when Khyber Pakhtunkhwa and Balochistan remain systematically starved of equivalent investment, security, and resource rights. Balochistan sits atop vast mineral wealth yet ranks last in human development indicators, while KP endures chronic instability without matching federal attention. A nation cannot brand itself as progressing when development is geographically concentrated in one politically favoured province. True national growth demands equitable distribution, not flagship projects that deepen the fault lines between Pakistan’s privileged centre and its neglected periphery.
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Marriyum Aurangzeb
Marriyum Aurangzeb@Marriyum_A·
Chief Minister Punjab Maryam Nawaz Sharif’s vision to transform barren land into productive economic zones is gaining strong momentum. Key progress is visible in Sargodha, Ali Wala, and Shah Garh shrimp farming projects, Punjab’s first major step toward a Blue Economy. Sargodha: 118/126 ponds complete, 92% embankments, 116 tube wells, 365 acres cleared, infrastructure and warehouse (90%) progressing. Ali Wala: 90% of 1,267 acres cleared, 642/737 ponds done, drainage 91%, 317 tube wells complete. Shah Garh: Water 90%, electrification 95%, roads 97% complete. This is Punjab’s first government-backed scientific aquaculture initiative. With suitable water conditions, 114 kg daily feed, and encouraging expert reports, the project shows strong potential for export-quality production. This initiative will revive barren lands, create jobs, and boost exports, positioning Punjab as a future aquaculture hub.
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Junaid Ali Yousafzai
Junaid Ali Yousafzai@jayousafzai008·
A former Director of Public Prosecutions, professionally trained to examine evidence and pursue truth, somehow neglected to verify the security clearance of Britain’s most sensitive diplomatic appointment. Security services said no, the Foreign Office overruled; Downing Street heard nothing. Selective obliviousness of such surgical precision, from such a legally forensic mind, stretches credulity beyond all reasonable limits. Parliament deserves answers, not performances of conveniently timed innocence.
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Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan@piersmorgan·
The Prime Minister will today ask us to believe that despite having previously been the Director of Public Prosecutions, he never thought to check if a twice-fired Govt minister had passed security vetting before he made him our top diplomat. Pigs may also fly.
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Junaid Ali Yousafzai
Junaid Ali Yousafzai@jayousafzai008·
@piersmorgan Still have time, be patient. It football ⚽️, match can be turned upside down at nay time😊
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Junaid Ali Yousafzai
Junaid Ali Yousafzai@jayousafzai008·
“Ah yes, 22 years of absolute mediocrity, and NOW you’ve found your faith, in Arteta of all people. Six years of ‘the project,’ six years of PowerPoint presentations disguised as football, and you’re out here calling this the biggest game in Arsenal’s entire history. Not the Invincibles. Not the Double. No, no- this one. Bold choice from a fanbase that’s had more false dawns than a broken alarm clock. But sure, COYG, manifest away I’m sure the trophy cabinet will update itself any minute now.
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Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan@piersmorgan·
22yrs of Title-less pain, 6yrs of Arteta’s project.. in terms of its importance to the Club, this is Arsenal’s biggest game of the Millennium, and possibly in our whole history. I believe in this manager, and this squad. We’re going to win. COYG. 👊
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Jessica M
Jessica M@Jesii_ca_M·
Name one thing?
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Junaid Ali Yousafzai
Junaid Ali Yousafzai@jayousafzai008·
@DazylingQueeen Keep the 10th maid and fire the husband. It is that Simple. If he cheats on you time and again, he's not worth keeping.
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CandyLove🍭
CandyLove🍭@DazylingQueeen·
My husband keeps dating every maid we hire. What can I do to stop this?¿ I’ve already fired my ninth maid.😭💔 I need your opinion.
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Junaid Ali Yousafzai
Junaid Ali Yousafzai@jayousafzai008·
Giorgia Meloni's unwavering stance against anarchist violence is exactly the kind of leadership Italy needs, a Prime Minister who stands shoulder to shoulder with her law enforcement rather than offering hollow sympathies from a safe distance. Her message is clear, precise, and unambiguous. The State will not blink, will not negotiate, and will not retreat in the face of those who mistake chaos for courage. Peace and prosperity can only be built on the foundation of order, and Meloni is making sure that foundation holds
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Giorgia Meloni
Giorgia Meloni@GiorgiaMeloni·
Esprimo la mia solidarietà e la mia vicinanza al funzionario della Polizia di Stato ferito da una bottiglia di vetro lanciata durante il corteo degli anarchici scesi in piazza in solidarietà ad Alfredo Cospito. A chi pensa di intimidire lo Stato con la violenza diciamo una cosa semplice: non ci riuscirete. Il Governo è al fianco delle Forze dell’ordine e non arretrerà di un passo davanti a chi semina violenza, caos e paura.
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Honey 🛼
Honey 🛼@honeymoon250·
What number do you see?
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Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺
Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia·
Who is the most beautiful actress of all time? 1. Monica Bellucci 2. Marilyn Monroe 3. Anne Hathaway 4. Charlize Theron 5. Natalie Portman 6. Emilia Clarke 7. Emma Stone 8. Angelina Jolie 9. Deepika Padukone
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Junaid Ali Yousafzai
Junaid Ali Yousafzai@jayousafzai008·
The United States has Twitter fingers and a 13-aircraft-carrier explanation for why that's just as good as actual natural resources. Iran pumps oil, Russia pipes gas, China mines the future, and America just prints dollars, elects a reality TV star, and tells everyone else they're doing it wrong.
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Iranian Force
Iranian Force@MrImranPk·
🇮🇷 Iran has OIL 🇷🇺 Russia has NATURAL GAS 🇨🇳 China has RARE EARTH MINERALS 🇺🇸 United States has ?
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Junaid Ali Yousafzai
Junaid Ali Yousafzai@jayousafzai008·
Here is the entire list 1) Punjabi — 38-40% — mostly spoken in Punjab 2) Pashto — 18-20% — mostly spoken in Khyber Pakhtunkhwa 3) Sindhi — 14-16% — mostly spoken in Sindh 4) Saraiki — 10-12% — mostly spoken in Southern Punjab 5) Urdu — 7-9% — national language, mother tongue of Muhajir community 6) Balochi — 3-5% — mostly spoken in Balochistan 7) Brahui — 1-2% — also spoken in Balochistan
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Sadaf Baloch
Sadaf Baloch@sadafzbaloch·
What is the most widely spoken language after Urdu in Pakistan?....
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Junaid Ali Yousafzai
Junaid Ali Yousafzai@jayousafzai008·
وزیراعظم شہباز شریف اور آرمی چیف جنرل عاصم منیر کی سفارتی کامیابیاں قابلِ تحسین ہیں اور بین الاقوامی سطح پر پاکستان کا وقار بلند کرنے کی یہ کوششیں یقیناً لائقِ ستائش ہیں۔ تاہم یہ چمکتی ہوئی تصویر اس وقت ادھوری لگتی ہے جب خیبرپختونخوا اور بلوچستان میں عوام بدامنی، بے روزگاری اور ریاستی غفلت کی آگ میں جل رہے ہیں۔ بیرونی دنیا میں پاکستان کا چہرہ سنوارنے سے پہلے اپنے گھر کی دیواریں مضبوط کرنا زیادہ ضروری ہے۔ #TwoFantasticPeople
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Junaid Ali Yousafzai
Junaid Ali Yousafzai@jayousafzai008·
وزیراعظم شہباز شریف اور وزیر داخلہ محسن نقوی کی سفارتی کامیابیاں قابلِ تحسین ہیں اور بین الاقوامی سطح پر پاکستان کا وقار بلند کرنے کی یہ کوششیں یقیناً لائقِ ستائش ہیں۔ تاہم یہ چمکتی ہوئی تصویر اس وقت ادھوری لگتی ہے جب خیبرپختونخوا اور بلوچستان میں عوام بدامنی، بے روزگاری اور ریاستی غفلت کی آگ میں جل رہے ہیں۔ بیرونی دنیا میں پاکستان کا چہرہ سنوارنے سے پہلے اپنے گھر کی دیواریں مضبوط کرنا زیادہ ضروری ہے۔
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Prime Minister's Office
Prime Minister's Office@PakPMO·
لاہور: 18 اپریل 2026. وزیر اعظم محمد شہباز شریف سے وزیرِ داخلہ محسن نقوی کی ملاقات ہوئی. وزیر داخلہ محسن نقوی نے کامیاب سہ ملکی دورے پر وزیر اعظم محمد شہباز شریف کو مبارکباد دی. وزیر داخلہ محسن نقوی نے موجودہ صورتحال اور حالیہ دوروں پر بھی وزیر اعظم کو بریف کیا.
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Junaid Ali Yousafzai
Junaid Ali Yousafzai@jayousafzai008·
@Matt_Pinner Starmer is a bus replacement service, shows up late, goes nowhere interesting, and everybody's on it only because the actual vehicle broke down.
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Junaid Ali Yousafzai
Junaid Ali Yousafzai@jayousafzai008·
@piersmorgan Declaring victory before the ink or the deal, exists is a classic political misstep. Iran hasn't capitulated; it's recalibrated. There's a significant difference between an opponent going quiet and an opponent going away.
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