Jay Paranada

Bringing families together @CAH! We had a fun afternoon putting things together with your silly prompts! Thanks for the fun! #whatCAHwants

To my dearest Gregory, and my pals at @CAH, here is the love letter you requested. Help. This is so silly.

@coffey_ @Hellmanns HAHHAHA. You should check out all the crazy prompts. its very funny. EXAMPLE

@jayparanada @Hellmanns THANK YOU i feel so much better now

Dear @Hellmanns . Please bring back that delicious Clamonaise! #BringBackCLAMONAISE

@coffey_ @Hellmanns bahahahaa please this is such a mess. Cards Against Humanity is doing their yearly BLACK FRIDAY "thing" and everytime we do a prompt, we get $5 from paypal. it's a mess. BAHAHAHAH

@jayparanada @Hellmanns Jay what is this

@Hellmanns Please bring back Clamonaise. It's so delicious and the world deserves it! #BringBackCLAMONAISE.

More photos just because...

@CAH asked us to put our deck in alphabetical order. Here's mine.

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“Make the most of this one life. Listen to your heart. It beats strong. It beats free. Let it guide you.” -Stage Actor and Commencement Speaker @JayParanada ‘06 #PLUGrad

@stupidelinquent @discord 😂 what did I miss?

@discord @jayparanada YOU

whomst has it worse than this

@nhblackmarket I had Shari and Drift! Hi NHBM!

Bahahahhaha

Lily is at her gym class this morning. I'm lurking in the corner with misty eyes. She sat down next to a shy girl. "Hi, my name is Lily. What's your name?" Shy responded, and Lily whispered, "I'll be your friend." And they both started to giggle. 😭🥺😊

This morning, Lily looked at me and said, "Daddy, when is YOUR MOM moving to her new house?" I couldn't help but laugh. She then said, "Well, you know what I mean, Daddy. She is your mom, right?!" Sassy three year old teenager. #lilybea #fatherhood

There wasn’t a gate agent at every entrance, and we were at the entrance at 43rd and 8th where there wasn’t a machine to buy a ticket. I spotted a ticket booth on the other side of the station, so not knowing any better, offered to open the “emergency exit” door...

We were having a night out downtown to check out the gay scene in the village. Harmless activity. More info for context: The subways weren’t as advanced with ticketing.

Freedom. Hmmm. In the fall of 2006, as a newly transplanted 22-year-old, in midtown Manhattan, I avoided arrest. My Black friend, who was with me, did not. He was handcuffed, detained and brought to the police station. We committed the same act of jumping the turnstile.