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Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Tim Heidecker and Connor O’Malley have been asymptotically approaching it, but no one has achieved this.
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Jordan Peers
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@danbarker Ah but you forget -
EV? Woke 🥱
Locally sourced? 15 minute cities 😡
Organic? Hippy bs✌️
Recycling? Lefty nonsense 💩
We don't want these transgender ideals corrupting our supermarket milk, true patriots drink Tesco's sovereignty milk!
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Milkmen were amazing. An electric vehicle that delivered locally sourced, organic produce before dawn every day, no single-use plastics, and recycled the waste as part of the deal. It sounds almost futuristic.
Sama Hoole@SamaHoole
In 1995, 45% of British milk was delivered to the doorstep before seven in the morning by a milkman in an electric float. In 2026, it is 3%. The milkman has been effectively abolished inside one human generation. The supermarket walked in, undercut the cost by a few pence per pint, and the daily ritual of British household life, glass bottles clinking on the step at half past six, was gone by the time the children of 1995 had finished secondary school. The cost to the customer was a few pence per pint. The cost to the system was, in rough order: the glass bottle that was washed and reused hundreds of times, replaced with a plastic bottle that is used once and recycled imperfectly. The local dairy that supplied one town, replaced with a national processor that supplies half the country. The milk that arrived four hours after milking, replaced with milk that arrived three days after milking after a journey of 200 miles. The conversation on the doorstep, replaced with a self-checkout beep. The milkman himself, incidentally, had the lowest recorded rate of heart disease of any male occupation in Britain. He walked approximately 12 miles a day, finished work by 10am, and ate a cooked breakfast. He has been replaced, in the same delivery role, by a zero-hours Amazon Flex driver sitting in a Ford Transit. A small piece of British daily infrastructure was quietly demolished. Nobody was consulted. The milk is still being produced. It is just being produced further away, transported further, kept in plastic, and sold at a different margin, by a different business, to a customer who never sees who milked the cow. The milkman knew your name. The self-checkout does not.
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@Labubu_Domacica @Noonz I've grown up in estate cars as my dad has always had one, whether it was Volvo, Renault, Audi or Honda. I think people aren't buying SUVs/crossovers for the utility, they're buying them for the higher driving position. They don't touch an estate for practicality one bit.
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@Noonz Wagons are extremely common in Europe for a reason. They're frankly just better than SUVs for most people. We own(ed) both and the estates clear SUVs for literally everything except off-roading (very rarely needed for most) and ride height (bad backs and all that).
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As a practical matter, no one (outside of Subaru Outback drivers) has been buying wagons for decades.
Wagonlust is largely an autojournalism fetish that has little connection to market realities.
Motor1@Motor1com
Mercedes' Head of Exterior Design, Robert Lešnik, says the harsh truth: nobody is buying wagons. "Nobody is buying them in America. The Chinese don’t understand them and don’t buy them... Then Europe is left." motor1.com/news/793516/me…
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@whoiscriminal @ojvhteuhyhes I wish this was true, cos then maybe we wouldn't be having water companies pouring shite in our rivers. Aslong as the shareholders are happy the CEO's can be as morally bankrupt as they want.
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@ojvhteuhyhes The choices a CEO makes are over 400x more leveraged than a cleaner or apprentice. One mistake could cost them their career and millions of pounds to shareholders (some of which are your parents, via their pensions). Their compensation reflects this
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one of my favourite types of post on here is someone pretending they are some kind of expert economist just to arrive at the conclusion that CEOs should earn 400x their lowest paid employees because that’s just how things are and apparently nothing can be done about it
Max@maxcownie_
The first is ridiculous. Tesco employee could earn £14 an hour and you want the CEO to work for £140 an hour🤣 Then get taxed half. Nah😂
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@TheGeekOfReason @jenuflexion Once people realise businesses lobby govt to maintain current policy as is to keep their costs low and maximise profit, they'll realise the foreigner isn't the issue. You can be called John or Mohammed, businesses don't care, they only care about profit
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There's genuinely british people who think there are 8.4 million job vacancies.
GB Politics@GBPolitcs
🚨NEW: The number of people on Universal Credit has hit 8.4 million, up 63,000 in a single month, according to DWP data published today
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Jordan Peers retweetledi
Liquid football from B̶a̶r̶c̶e̶l̶o̶n̶a̶ Bolton!
Amario Cozier-Duberry finishes off a flowing team move 👏😮💨
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@CantEverDie I was amazed when I found out new cars require you to select a profile before accessing your dash like it's selecting which profile is yours on netflix. Just put the radio on and let me drive the damn car.
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genuinely fascinating that we’ve hit a point where the full monetization of the internet and ai bot takeover has led to a majority of people wanting tech minimalism
Jack Eason@realJackEason
The market when the tech industry is really nailing it.
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110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:
"i never once used Microsoft Teams"
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@theahmedjaffery @thechosenberg I think to make FIRE work you have to obsess over the numbers to achieve your goal, as every opportunity to earn is prioritised. But imo it's naive to pause your life to live it later, cos what happens if you become ill/die before you plan to retire? Nothing is guaranteed.
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@thechosenberg So many things to do. How can people be so wealthy and have zero creativity or connection to the world around them.
Go volunteer, build something, learn woodworking. There are infinite possibilities
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My favourite thing about Louis Theroux's Manosphere is that there's 4 different pronunciations of his name within the first 2 minutes
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Jordan Peers retweetledi
I lost my shit when that went in. Never seen a comeback at the Reebok like it
Sky Bet League One@SkyBetLeagueOne
And what a way to win it for @OfficialBWFC! 😍 #EFL | #SkyBetLeagueOne
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Jordan Peers retweetledi
Jordan Peers retweetledi
*a child aged 13-15
Fixed it for you @Telegraph
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Ridiculous to see @BBCBreakfast reporting the Defence Sec's visit to Cyprus today after 'Iranian drone strikes' when the MoD released a statement last night saying it wasn't Iran who attacked the UK base. Dishonest and disrespectful reporting that leads the public on.
Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧@DefenceHQ
Update on UK operations in the Middle East: 04 March 2026 ⬇️
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Jordan Peers retweetledi
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The fact that the UK is so vulnerable to global shocks is an indictment on every single politician over the last 20 or 30 years. Such a shoddy place to be. Every time war flares up or there’s some problem with shipping or whatever, Britain suffers stupidly outsized effects
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@bigdbwfc @SBBWFC @MarcIles Gartside kneecapped the club. After all the investment behind the scenes and with us having a realistic chance of CL football that season, Gartside saying the club doesn't want CL football lead to many bad decisions that nearly sunk us with administration and put us in L2.
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