Jay Owens

@Snakeeater36 Yeah fuuuuuuck all that. Have never understood cave diving.

Your bottom time on a 160ft cave dive, with conventional open circuit, even with twin 80s is not going to be long. Add in….caves, disorienting surroundings and panic, and i can see why this happened. Real talk, I have dove…. A lot, and for what it’s worth I’m a dive master. And I will never….fucking EVER go cave diving. Especially at this fucking depth.

@TSDmemes @Aristos_Revenge Has she asked him about finances for the 9th time yet today?

He just sat down after a long day. Have his wife yell something unintelligible from the other side of the house.

@lwoodhouse @redsteeze Yes

@redsteeze What’s the point of this question? Do you think I favor the city alllowing homeless encampments?

The entire city could have burned down last year had the fires hopped the 101. Yes, obviously backyard barbecues should be banned on fucking red flag days. This rage baiting from the CA Post is pathetic.

@DasVivo86 @MCCCANM Oh I’ve definitely seen some annoyed looks and eye rolls from y’all after telling people the snack choice for the 1000th time haha. That would drive me up a wall.

@jayrowens @MCCCANM Ultimately the biggest thing most FAs *daily* get frustrated by is that everyone - tunes out utterly - Headphones etc - and then gets annoyed or asks us to come back because we missed them in service.... We don't like having to repeat the same thing x80 (or more)

My Summer air travel advice: 1) Fly early. Later in the day storms brew, delays pile up & everyone who missed earlier flights are trying to get on yours. Overnight hours are a “reset” for the airlines. 2) At least 2 hours for international connections. At LEAST. 1 hour for domestic is a gamble, but usually works. More is better. 3) Assume the boarding door will close 10 minutes prior to departure time. Departure time is the time we push back from the gate, not the time the jet’s door closes…which must be earlier than departure time. 4) I still arrive 2 hours before departure when traveling on leisure. You can do less, but there is stress if something goes wrong. Get there, have a beer & be in boarding area 45 minutes before departure (60 for international). 5) Yelling at the Gate Agents will not help, and only hurt your cause. Be nice. They can’t do magic, but they try harder for nicer people. 6) It’s an extremely complex system. If you think you’ll outsmart it, you’re wrong. I’ve been kicked off a jet while non-reving after pushback because the winds changed & we were now too heavy. 7) The crews want to leave as badly as you do. They mostly don’t get paid for delays, and now their layover is shot…or they’ll get home late. They won’t leave until it’s safe, though, and ATC wouldn’t let them if they tried. It’s not really up to them. 8) The airlines are not making a ton of profit on your ticket. In some cases, your ticket was sold at a loss. Perspective. 9) It can get uncomfortable. Too hot, or just sitting around. Everyone else is uncomfortable, too, and we’ll go as soon as we can, but don’t be the person who complains loudly & adds to everyone’s misery. 10) Go to the bathroom before you board. It may be extra bumpy for a long time & the seatbelt sign will be on even after we reach cruise. Hope that helps. Safe flying!

@arvofart No one thinks that. She’s not attractive in any way, shape, or form.

You’d have to be insanely racist to pretend like Lupita Nyong’o isn’t one of the most beautiful women alive

@PaulD268182 @BuzzPatterson he lives in California you twat

@BuzzPatterson Are you one of those ppl that hate the other side so much that you don't even go to California?that's a special kind of hater.. each day must be exhausting..

Greasy Gavin sits at his fancy desk, surrounded by highlighters and “important documents,” pretending he's laser-focused on the 2026-27 budget. Bro, you turned a $100B+ surplus into multi-year deficits faster than you can say “French Laundry.” High taxes, record spending, endless handouts... and now we're “modestly” in the red again with $20B+ in structural holes coming. California: Where the budget is always "balanced" on paper and a disaster in reality.

@uhwatbro @Hsolo275 Amalfi is great but crazy crowded all summer.

@Hsolo275 I ordinarily love Italy but I’d avoid Europe unless you’re on the pricy French coast or in Croatia. Amalfi might be okay but you never know. I’ve heard Sardinia is having issues. Can’t go wrong with Playa del Carmen luxury all-inclusive. Punta Cana. Jamaica. Short flights too.

One more thing before I go: If you were to recommend a foreign country for me to visit on my R&R; what would you recommend based off your experience? Keep in mind it’s summer.. (It’s not the weather I worry about. It’s the tourists, lol) I’ve always wanted to go to Japan (just a personal anecdote)

@UCorporationsA @Warrensworld22 @RightSideR3bel No you weren’t faggot.

@Warrensworld22 @andrewmercado @RightSideR3bel Bitch, I was US Army Special Forces. I was literally a god with a green beret. It doesn't get any better.

I should not have lost my cool tonight no matter how tough it gets. I’m sleep deprived, managing PTSD, very little food/water because federal agents murdered one of my fellow Minnesotans. MAGA agitators are best dealt with by ignoring them. It’s difficult for me as a man to watch the same few agitators go from city to city hitting women and instigating fights. I apologize for losing my cool tonight and coming across as a different person.

@MurrayHillGuy1 That’s crazy you should post the video

I just 174 pushups in a row without stopping… can anyone do more than me on this app?

@avramnotever Black guys never find out their son died because they abandoned him

White people find out their son died and start crying

@CyborgPeds Person is clearly from the UK. No American says “whilst”

Neither Nationwide nor Allstate have demanded that I install anything on my phone.

@JoshAnimator Yessir. Most fun and laid back shit in the world. These women complaining about it just sound like they hate their kids.

He is 100% correct. When I was a stay at home dad it was the easiest most carefree, most relaxing time of my life. It was so rich and fulfilling being around my daughter all day every day, and then I would work nights after she went to sleep. All the women crying about unpaid labour are just gold digging grifters lying to you. It really is like a vacation.

@Nickisbackbaby Of course.

If someone enters your country illegally but finds work, raises a family and contributes to society.... Should they be deported?

@bumbadum14 I mean he’s not wrong. Not proposing to someone you supposedly love because they have student loans is gross and depressing. There’s much more to life than money.

Dave Ramsey is good for poor retards who need to be told to spend less and eat beans and rice. At his core he is a man hating boomer that thinks men should burden themselves with all sorts of baggage and debt for any woman that walks past them. She needs to be an adult and pay off her loans, totally reasonable and he is dodging a massive bullet if she leaves him

@jerrycurld Another airline that does this is La Compagnie out of Newark or NY.

@TomSteyer You’re such a faggot. Why are Californians such retarded fucking pussies?

Racial profiling is illegal. So is assault. So is kidnapping. If ICE agents come to California and break our laws, I'll arrest them — and their leaders.

@SpicyIrish8 @ShotPattern Play with a dude who does exactly that. Hits 300+ yard bombs off the tee and is grotesque from 100 yards in.

@ShotPattern You aren’t hitting a drive 320 if you can’t hit a 65 yard wedge shot onto the green

Hit a drive 320 yards down the middle only to make bogey from 65 yards because my dispersion with my lob wedge is the same as my 8-iron.

@CyborgPeds Sorry man. That’s a horrible fate for everyone involved.

I was lucky to have a fantastic dad. That’s why it’s so hard to see him with dementia.

@Howlingmutant0 She got some fine ole titties

This is how I summon the Howlers