jay b. robin

@Depon_the_cat who do I beg to get full strength strong zero distributed across the US?

ストロング(ゼロ)アメリカ！！👏👏👏

@Sayitpop in this house gypsy crusader is a hero, end of story

Man gets called the N word at the airport by a muscular dude

@momo__eigo Huh? No, this is wholly made up. No one would ever come to the conclusion that you only have one friend if you say "my friend". Are you trying to give these people an anxiety problem or something?

衝撃でした。"My friend"に注意して。 中学の時、学校の先生に『「my friend」と言うと、ネイティブに『友達が1人しかいない』と思われるから注意して。代わりに「one of my friends」を使いなさい。』と教わった。でも正直ずっと半信半疑だったので、留学を機にネイティブの友達に聞いてみたら、、

@takazinnEX777 Everyone did good work here.

3日前に『コーラにピーナッツを入れる』というアメリカの文化が流入し「美味すぎる！」って日本人のコメントがあふれてたのに、昨日くらいから「お酒にピーナッツ入れても美味いな」みたいなのが増えてきてて、「そこに至るのが早すぎないか？」ってアメリカ人ドン引きコメント増えてて面白い

@AlexNowrasteh @ChristianHeiens isn't it almost past curse of the eighth decade time you rat?

@ChristianHeiens Isn’t it past your bedtime?

There will be no red state secession or national divorce. One side is going to win and destroy the other as a political force. That’s how this is going to end, with one worldview being explicitly sanctioned by the state, and the other being criminalized. You can determine through your actions which worldview will meet which fate, but you cannot determine whether or not this is going to happen. It will. There is no pluralistic future that lies before us. No libertarian dream of permanent state neutrality where gay race communism gets to live side-by-side with traditionalism. One of these worldviews WILL triumph over the other.

@zundamotisuki A lot of it is coming from bitter Indians on our end. lol

アメリカの友人へ 日米友好を破壊しようとしてくる勢力には気をつけてください

@Yosihu_STAR_Rin @GN011HALHAL413 not for long.

@jaythebrooks @GN011HALHAL413 アメリカが数少ない清浄国だっていう話があったけど本当っぽいなぁ笑

海外はゲイネタ大好きだよなー、日本にはあんまりないなーと思ったあたりで気がついた 最悪のネットミームあるじゃねぇか…

this probably won't make it over there, but if I could ask Japanese twitter one thing, it would be this. what kind of coffee is popular over there? surely everyone isn't drinking canned Boss Coffee all the time. I like the left for cappuccino and right for everything else.

@DashTiger144 @ankoromochuu @Ryenorth pаki detected

@ankoromochuu @Ryenorth Pretty soon youll be in america working in a massage parlor licking the assholes of nasty truckers, the honkies your so friendly with won't tell you thats why they are interested in you.

私が幼い頃に、母がクラシカルなディズニーをよく観せてくれました。 私はディズニープリンセスに憧れて、とくにアリエルが大好きだった。 白雪姫とリトルマーメイドの実写版は、私のイメージとはかなり違っていたので今でも観る勇気がない。

@badazn imagine how bad you need to be at this to warrant getting whipped

Imagine being black and complaining about this shit? This looks almost as relaxing as Auschwitz’s.

@mookjuice @ThomBrady5 I assimilated and noBLLAAAAAYYYYGHHHHLL Bot blYAAAAGGGHHGGH

@ThomBrady5 I assimilated and now I’m standing up for my ethnicity and religion. Fuck you.

The Republican party was going to lock in the majority of the Indian American vote within 10 years if they had just kept their mouths shut on our religion & specifically singling out H1B "immigration" repeatedly. Now they fucked up. The richest demographic's donor money... gone.

@reddit_lies when you're so porn addicted you become indiasexual

@WelDemi161 It's fun!

冷静に考えて、なんでアメリカ人、読んでくれるかどうかも分からない日本人の問いにこんなに真剣に答えてくれるの？ 日本人より心温かいよね絶対。 ワイの問いに400人が真剣に答えてくれてんのよ。感動ですよ。

@chirno_helmet Now you're thinking like an American.

・・・あれから改良を重ねた結果、俺はとんでもないものを作ってしまったかもしれない

@IamtheTaconaut @spin565656 We're encountering the difference between sweetened and sweet. I used to eat Jif and I wouldn't say it tasted sweet, there's some sugar in there to round things out. Their peanut butter sounds sweeter than marshmallow fluff. lol

@spin565656 I don't know what he's on about either. We absolutely have sweetened peanut butter. We also have unsweetened varieties. The arrow points to the word sugar. It's literally the second ingredient.

ちょっと待って！ ピーナッツバターが甘くないってどう言う事？？？

That's a fairly small amount of pizza for an average-sized person, I'd say?

terry would've agreed, this friday is good.

@Fraw_DMC I suppose you can make your own if you've got a food processor. Most American peanut butters have some sugar, but not enough to be distinctly sweet. Almost leans more savory.

@jaythebrooks 🤣

アメリカのみんなが残念に思うだろうけど、日本にピーナッツバターが渡来した時、ジャムやフルーツジェリーと一緒に使う事が伝わらなかった。なのでピーナッツバターを日本のメーカーが作る時、美味しくしたいと思ってヌテラより甘くしちゃったんだ。なので日本のピーナッツバターはジェリーと合わない

@BSC_Mippl @GoodAmericanMan Not a pizza oven, but for pizza you can get what's called a baking steel, or a baking stone. It goes on the oven rack. You bake the steel at high heat so when you put pizza on it, the bottom gets extra crispy.

@GoodAmericanMan もしかして一般家庭にピザ釜があったりしますか？ もしアメリカのワイルドな調理器具があれば、見てみたいです

アメリカは肉をこよなく愛し、その扱いにも長けていますが、ピザに関してはさらにその上をいくのです。🍕