Jay “McHazer” Hartzell Jr.

@JimAndersonMAGA He’s about to ask you to join the family

Shot my career low today while playing with the girlfriends dad. #pressuremakesdiamonds #tourbound

@johnmicheal687 Worse than 9/11.

Yeah fucking sick thanks costa

@therealmcnair Patriot activities

Started from the bottom.

@RodKahx @bankingslut Silence communist

Americans criticizing Canada for not being able to control 1 billion acres of forrest when they can't even control their own lettuce supply from giving themselves explosive diarrhea.

@fece_lord The cigarettes of a sensitive young man

😂😂😂

@garyboomer58 This isn’t a bonus?

POV: you just cashed your 401k out after retiring from 44 years at the factory (Also collecting an $18k/month pension)

@DickHugh71626 @Chhaaaaad Pack it up scholarship kid

@Chhaaaaad SMU: Smelly, Massive, Unique 🤣🤣👌👌👌✌️✌️✌️

Decisions, decisions #LANK

Bachelorette party walked into my local watering hole. #10Beers

@TheIronWarden May the Habsburgs reign once more. Blessed Karl Von Havsburg, pray for us.

⛨ Christ Is King ⛨

@Teddy2steppin Engagement farmer

Oh MY GOD ASSSSS CHEEKS

@JimAndersonMAGA Truly

The fall of Jordan Spieth must be studied.

@Billarmmed Tri Delt formal, easy

500k or attend a tri delt formal?

@fakesoutherner1 Worse than the holocaust

Fuck nigga

@Billarmmed Yes. 100%. Butter burger deluxe basket with cheese curds and a root beer. You will not regret it.

Is it worth the wait gents? #culvskis

Computah just crashed after I tried looking at Zijin Mining’s website. What are you trying to hide Jinghe Chen?

@SGTClamstead #Jealous

Thank you Elon for letting this tweet happen #starlink

Drafting a trip to the parents’ place in Cabo. Stay tuned. #JR #EDSFTG

@Teddy2steppin You only need to see that damn pitch to know they were gay.

Ya baseball is a dead sport #nukeisntevenfarenough