Jasmine Jefferies

Hi @RoyalMail I sent a parcel 1st class signed for 6 working days ago and it still hasn't arrived. Any idea where it is? My tracking won't tell me.

Seriously my greatest achievement this year #Wordle234 Wordle 234 2/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@lsumedia I thought he'd spent Thousands of Hours 🤔😂 in all seriousness though, huge congrats!

Amazing job by JCR who has spent countless hours on LiveDisplay, which displays the status of our studios 🎉🎉

We've only gone and done it! @LCRLive have won the GOLD AWARD for Best Technical Achievement at the #SRAs 🎉🎉🎉

@LucieEmLewis Student loans are basically a graduate tax in disguise 🙃

I just created a whole alter ego in a split second because a creepy guy in the park near where I live was trying to be my friend.

More proof that I love puns & words that have multiple meanings Advertise #skips for @oneminutebriefs

Did you know I love puns Advertise #skips for @OneMinuteBriefs

@ThomasStovell It's a drinking game app, with random questions, dares, etc. One of the questions gives you a selection of words, sometimes involving one of the other players, and you create a sentence to put on social that usually makes very little sense 😅

Helen dominates in the kitchen with scissors because she is a home wrecker #picoloapp

Absolute CHILLS from start to finish, @doddleoddle. Debut album Build a Problem is the kind of folk pop for when you want to listen to something soft and sad, look out the window, and remember how embarrassing you have been. Go listen!

Because everyone needs a pile of puppies on their twitter feed 😍😍

When life gives you lemons 🍋🍋🍋 Happy #InternationalGinAndTonicDay! @OneMinuteBriefs @GordonsGinUK @FeverTreeMixers

@LucieEmLewis Is it socially acceptable to wear gloves inside 🤔🧤

@LucieEmLewis I relate to this so hard. An extra jumper and a blanket > expensive heating.

@LucieEmLewis For a consistently high ranking university, this is really disappointing to see.

@LucieEmLewis Felt this would be an appropriate gif...

@LucieEmLewis I'm vomming at the thought and I don't even drink tea or coffee @SoVeryBritish

"how's your quarter life crisis coming along?" "what quarter life crisis? Anyway I've been thinking about maybe doing a masters. But then maybe I should just set up a business. Or maybe I'll just do some online learning while hoping to get a job" "..." "oh."

Brain: Is your pub dog friendly? Mouth: Is your dog pub friendly? Brain: ... *facepalm*🤦...