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@chiweethedog I remember when I first started smoking weed freaking out because my friend had three bichons and they seemed dinosaur-like to me (in the best way). Can't imagine what a couple tabs would have added

@bmoreviachicago @YourAnonNews What the fuck is a pegoritive

MAGA pedo Pastor Kevin Jones: "But I'm a youth pastor..."

@CajunMike1985 The only people willing to spend mega bucks on cards are other speculators, no one actually plays the game (compared to magic or FaB etc). Might be too big to fail at this point though

When then market crashes it’s gonna destroy the hobby and it’s gonna be like 90s comic book market all over again

@TPUSA Wait until you see the guy doing kirk beatboxing

Turning Point USA condemns in the strongest terms the TikTok audio trend that uses or references the assassination of our founder, Charlie Kirk, for entertainment. Charlie Kirk was the victim of a real act of political violence. Turning that into viral content is grotesque and dehumanizing. There is nothing harmless, funny, or acceptable about it. It reflects a culture that trivializes violence and reduces real human loss to a punchline. This has no place on TikTok. Or anywhere. This audio needs to be removed.

@powcampsurvivor Top tier

I can’t find the original tweet but someone posted the first pages of one of the Cheetah Girls books and someone said its like if a clockwork orange was written for little girls

@WallaceMcSniff The bell tolls for us all man

No no no no no no this can’t be happening

@_LarryJ_ All the stuff with his brother's family is the funniest shit of all time

@ahkmabad @Timmysofine Do we think they're actually people though, have to hope they're not

@Timmysofine The people taking Jackson’s side and saying the interviewer is crazy is blowing my fucking mind

Michael Jackson calmly scrambling the interviewer's brain Michael Jackson’s interviews were often more legendary than the music itself. Seeing him navigate these questions with a mix of humor, directness, and that classic MJ mystery is a masterclass in staying true to yourself when the world is watching. He wasn't just an entertainer; he was a genius at protecting his own narrative.

@VanJones68 You can't even write this shit yourself. You are a disgusting bucket of slime

Hasan Piker says the designated terrorist organization Hamas is 1,000 times better than Israel. His statement outraged many — who now just want to write him off. That's a mistake. He has a massive audience and is emerging as one of the major voices of his generation. Those of us who disagree owe him — and his audience — a real argument. Here's mine … And my position doesn’t come from ignorance about oppression. For a big chunk of my life, I was a grassroots activist — because of the pain of my own people. During those years, I was lucky enough to learn from elders who had been in the Black Panther Party, in SNCC, in the ANC. These were people who had to choose whether to pick up the gun — and how to use it if they did. They taught me this: even in armed struggle, there are principles. No women. No children. No rapes. No kidnapping. Mandela held that line. Amílcar Cabral held that line. You don't become what you're fighting. Hamas fails that test. They are not fighting for MORE freedom for Palestinians. They're fighting for less. They want theocracy, not democracy. And their means? They don’t use principled armed struggle (hitting military targets). They use terrorism (targeting civilians). The vast majority of Americans — including those who sympathize with the Palestinian cause — reject terror tactics. Reasonable people would agree on three principles: secure homelands for both peoples; no hatred for Jews or Muslims; and protection for all civilians. Hamas’ approach undermines all three. That's the conversation Piker's audience deserves. Not name-calling.

@RealRockatansky Wishing him the absolute worst

@jakebrodes Self soothing

You ever get so pissed off that you do something the wrong way that is likely to cause you some sort of injury or mental anguish purely out of self hatred in the moment. I just lugged a 150 pound mobile AC unit up 2 flights of stairs by myself because I refuse to ask for help.

@ryangrim Exactly Ryan!

If you’re gonna fight at a White House correspondents party, just do it. What is this?

@facetedcarapace It's the best granola, especially the vanilla chocolate. Lol

I just saw a health food brand at the grocery store called Purely Elizabeth makes it sound like the products are coming right out of white girl coochie

@afrocosmist Almost anything by yuasa. Mind game, ping pong, tatami galaxy, Japan sinks, devil man if you are ok with demon sex and gore

revisiting some of my favorite anime, a medium i dont usually indulge in. Bebop, Lain, Akira, Ghost in the Shell. any recommendations? please no shonen. i hate that shit, with the childish protagonists, constant flashbacks & internal monologuing

@ItsGutsNotGatsu @afrocosmist Yuasa the goat

@afrocosmist The Tatami Galaxy Ping Pong the Animation March Comes in Like a Lion Giant Robo: The Day the Earth Stood Still

@graceyldn I say I'm a nihilist

What’s the equivalent of “I have a boyfriend” to those charity muggers that hang around train stations or town centres?

@danceyrselfdean And songs for the deaf

it was funny when I felt alone in hating Dave Grohl but I do think now that people are being more open about how he sucks we do have to remember he is the guy playing drums on In Utero

@TugboyFresh @podaboutlist I actually do think I know about those videos, my friend showed them to me years ago. An old guy in a fucked up house making hot dogs, had no idea Norm was a fan

@podaboutlist This reminds me of, maybe Norm McDonald(?) talking about how the only YouTube videos he watches are of this guy like boiling hotdogs but then when you see his kitchen it’s like he’s living in an abandoned building or something. Does anyone know what I’m talking about?

The perpetual stew

@lsv @HAUMPH Oh snap didn't know he was on here! He actually opened three lutes that draft 😆

@jazzcupboard gotta tag him when snitching @HAUMPH 😒

Nice 🏆 with Prismari splashing a couple Pterafractyls to close out the game - I have the feeling this format is going to be good for me

@ryangrim Actual reporting, wonder if anyone else will pick it up

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