Jasmine Holmes

@Poacher_The_Imp Thank you so much. He had a great night!

😊 It was a pleasure to welcome Jay as our mascot for last night’s win over Notts County. #LINNOT

My Guy 🥰

@DisneyPlusHelp No it won’t let me chat to you without logging in. That’s the point. I’m signed up and have an email address linked to the account but it doesn’t send me a code when I try and log in but I can’t speak to anyone without logging in.

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@DisneyPlusUK I can’t log in and haven’t been able to for months even though I’m still paying but can’t speak to anyone without logging in first?!?! Please advise what I’m paying for when I can’t use the service?

@askryanaiur @philtunstill What a waste of time it would be to send the above information! The EXACT same thing happened to me last weekend and I’m told you can’t do anything about it????

Dear @Ryanair you are an absolute joke of an airline. Carry on bag that is apparently sticking out too far on your measuring apparatus and you charge me 75 pounds to check my bag in. Absolutely pathetic

I mean, England putting out a video like this with Turn The Page behind it has done me. It’s magnificent.

Media running with the question “what should be done about crossbows?” rather than the real question: “what should be done about men?”

Before everyone starts suggesting that maybe Kyle Clifford was ‘suffering from mental health issues’ which ‘caused him’ to tie up and shoot three women, let me shoot some facts here: 1. There is not a single mental disorder listed or described in the DSM which states that it causes murder 2. Not a single mental health charity would put their name to a public statement which stated that MH was associated with committing murder - in fact they would probably do the opposite 3. Men kill women because they want to 4. Men kill women because they get something out of it 5. Men kill women because of their misogyny and male entitlement 6. Men kill women because they enjoy it 7. Men kill women because we do absolutely nothing about the toxic, abusive, misogynistic, pro-violence and pro-abuse society we raise them in 8. Men kill women because there are virtually zero consequences and less than 2% conviction rate for domestic and sexual violence crimes People only claim men who murder are mentally ill for TWO reasons: 1. To defend the suspect legally, in order to claim insanity, so charges or sentences can be lessened 2. To psychologically distance ourselves from their actions, so no one has to accept that this is a social and systemic problem of violence and abuse - and we can all go on pretending that it was another ‘one-off’ caused by ‘mental illness’ End.

This is an incredible piece of work by @JonathanPieNews. From the research, to the sequencing, to the performance. You want to know why so many people are turning away from vapid MSM and looking to political comedy & alternative news? Look no further. 👇

They partied , they bet on elections , they crashed the economy, they broke every public service, they destroyed integrity and honesty in public office , they paid their mates billions , they put their friends in the House of Lords, they gave their cronies knighthoods, they went into the jungle , they lied again and again, they were convicted by police, they went on holiday when they shouldn’t and they have the cheek to question Keir Starmer’s work ethic. I would never take anything for granted but I hope they are annihilated on Thursday. The worst people and government we have ever had! P.S good afternoon all 😊❤️

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Remember the outrage at Gary Lineker for saying that Suella Braverman had used language not dissimilar to the 1930s Germany in a parliamentary speech? Well today, in her conference speech, Suella Braverman used language not dissimilar to 1930s Germany. Do people get it yet?

Fully paid therapy sessions.

@marfcrosbie Still hurts 💔

following on from my tweet yesterday, i see that some think i was blaming Dan Wooton for my dependencies. I don’t expect people to understand the pain associated with being harassed in the very public way that i was for a good 15 years. but just because you can’t understand it, it doesn’t mean that it didn’t happen, it did. Peaches Geldof, Amy Winehouse and Caroline Flack were all bullied and abused, subjected to the same kind of harassment that i and many others were, and at the same time. it was the culture back then, we were fair game, because we were female, young, articulate, well paid, brilliant at our jobs, vulnerable and relatable, we all wore our hearts on our sleeves and spoke our truths. And for that we needed to be destroyed. I can’t speak for the women above and neither can they, for obvious reasons, but i know how trapped i felt, how lonely and isolated i was, how scared i was, how unfair and desperate it all felt and how substances and alcohol felt like the only way to escape. Dan Wootton last night claimed he is a victim of a smear campaign by nefarious players with an axe to grind, that his accuser is running a campaign to destroy his life. The irony is not lost on me, maybe now Dan can begin to understand what it felt like. I actually wish him well, i hope that he comes out the other side of whatever it is that he is facing, and that eventually it leads him to a place of happiness, peace and truth.

@Jmack133 @pmacki62 So sorry to hear this mate.

piers morgan telling people to leave schofield alone after all the years he’s harassed meghan markle tells you all you need to know about him really

“See that bloke? Literally cannot sweat.”