Jazmine

(canadian pirate) shiver me timbits

oh yall like noah kahan? name every antidepressant

Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven

Good morning to all my haters And good afternoon to all my haters in Europe

@KaceyMusgraves queen pls play Keep It To Yourself tonight in Toronto, from a longtime diehard fan that needs to crash out. See 2015 pic for proof xo

my untimely passing will send ripples thru the salt and vinegar chip industry. there will be many chip tycoons at my funeral

what if the male loneliness epidemic has something to do with the way straight men act

me heading to the plans i made when i was in a good mood

yeah you cute, but will you clean my glasses for me when my shirt isn’t the right fabric

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Please Mr Bull, not right now, we have a lot going on

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough

going feral thinking about it

Hear me out……

@bmacg_ I was thinking about this the other day lmao

“white people have no culture” ok then what is the rainforest cafe??