jazzylopez

y’know what, fk it. i’ve missed thought dumping on twitter

.@california

If I send you this it means you’re being a man

Kendrick had Crips and Bloods shaking hands dancing to him calling Drake a pedophile to an entire audience of screaming fans. There has never been such a complete cultural victory before this. this is Genghis Khan levels of hating.

“are you just going to lay in bed all day” would you judge a frog resting atop a lilypad? would you criticize a flower for enjoying the sun??

i'm losing it over the fact that I was sitting next to Dolores Huerta at last night's event and 1. didnt know it 2. my longest interaction with her was complementing her on her St Patrick's Day themed hat

another day as a big girl with a big girl job twitter.com/margotposts/st…

“do you think if mom had gotten a glimpse into what you would be like, she would’ve still had you? like. if god was like, i’ll let you hit shuffle - do you think she would’ve done it?” 💀

olivia ily but can we not call it a world tour if it’s only europe and the us pls

this year met gala theme is “the garden of time”

Me on March 29th: #ActII

adults need spring break too

"looking confused af" is my brand

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaagüey

how do I sue the american medical system

@artsploon two sides of the same depression

@jazzylopez for me it’s me in constant need of a nap

actually no. 2024 is just me in crisis, period

2024 is my existential crisis year

the way she gets along with @beejee007 terrifies me actually

the way my sister gets along with my friends warms my cold little heart