humongous uncle fungus

@SteveInmanClips @steveinman @otherwarya

The King makes a short appearance.

@CISFAirport safe and good lyrics from security. IGI t1

It’s okay to not be famous

I don’t want to have kids but I kinda want to have grandkids without having the children part yknow

@SwiggyCares Can I get one khati roll pls

@jbabe_fernandez Hi there, thanks for bringing that up, we will have your feedback shared with the team. ^Sayantani

Can we get a Swiggy wrapped too ? I want to see how much of a small fortune Ive recklessly squandered away @Swiggy

While stuck in traffic in India, if you press the horn long and hard enough the vehicles in front of you will magically disappear leaving the road ahead of you entirely clear

Just got out of a long term relationship, I’m a little shattered and up for adoption again

Nice elevator music bro but Im taking the stairs thanks

I’ve decided to be celibate for a year. Sex is disgusting

In the Munich airport trying to take a huge shit in a crowded restroom, masking the sounds of my Indian ass by playing the the mein kamph audio book on full volume so everyone thinks it’s a German pooping & passing gas thus protecting my country’s integrity.

Bought my 2nd suit this year. Can everybody please stop getting married?

@otherwarya Never better

@jbabe_fernandez Are you okay

What do you mean settle down?? Why are we settling? And that too down?? Why aren’t we taking off??

This is so not fair. Absolutely unjust. I feel robbed. How does everyone get a disorder except me??

There is NO way the words epitomise & resilience is in the man’s vocabulary

Relax, you’re not turning heads in a room because of your AuRa” you just have perfect facial symmetry

I have the gift of the gab and this gift goes both ways. I can make you feel like a masterpiece or I can make you want to kill yourself using just my words. But I have chosen the highest form of tyranny, speaking the truth.

I’m so done with dating apps, u wanna hook up hit me up on LinkedIn

I too want an emotional support animal. But instead of cuddles my dog brings me rope